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Rowanclaw (as the auctioneer): Ok, cats, stops ripping each others pelts off! The action's about to begin.
(everyody sits down)
Rowanclaw: The first item on the list is: Scourge's left claw!
Scourge: I knew I was missing one!
Rowanclaw: ...Okay, how much do I have for this fine item?
Darkstripe: I'll give you 5 chipmonks for it!
Squirrlelfight: I'll give you 5 RABBITS for it!
Rowanclaw: SOLD! To the pretty lady!
(Brambleclaw and Ashfur give him a dirty look)
Rowanclaw: (realy fast) Okaymovingon!
Rowanclaw: Now, the next item is: Brambleclaw's pelt!
Brambleclaw: HEY! Give that back!
Squirrelflight: Yea, we don't want to have to stare at THAT every day!
Rowanclaw: (to Brambleclaw) How much are you willing to pay?
Brambleclaw: I'll give you 72 chipmonks for it!
Rowanclaw: Anybody want to top that?
Various cats: No. Uh-uh. Not in a million lifetimes would we want that!
Rowanclaw: The next item is: the misssing piece of Tigerstar's ear!
Tigerstar: Why you little...
(Brightheart walks up)
Brightheart: Due to technical difficulties, we now have a new auctioneer: Purdy!
Everyone: Oh no! Not Purdy!
Purdy: Hello, ladies and gents!
Purdy: (ignoring this): Our next item is: a hunk of Spottedleaf's fur, found in the Thunderclan camp area!
(Sandstorm glares suspiciously at Firestar, who looks at the ceiling)
Purdy: How much do we have for it?!?
Feathertail: I'll bid a thrush for it!
(Crowfeather jumps up)
Crowfeather: I'll give you 3 blackbirds!
Tigerstar: He didn't give ME a chance to bid!
Purdy: To bad, so sad. Next item is: one of Mosswisker's wiskers!
Mosswisker: The next item on the list is: Purdy's Pelt!
Purdy: (quickly) Last item on the list is: Stealthfire's limited edition, gold plated collectable golf club, with a set of tees to go with it!
While Mosswisker auctions Purdie's pelt, and Stealthfire mauls him, lets sing the "End of the show" song!
This is the end of the show
Incase you didn't know;
Which you really should have
Known by now!
This is the end of the show,
Now lets all do the disco!
(all apprentices): Yay!