This is written by User:Kaboo08. I saw some other really funny ones so I just HAD to make one! A real break from my other stories! Please comment
Hazeltail jogs up to the place at the drive-thru where they take your order.
Hazeltail: "Hello? Anyone in there?"
Jayfeather *standing in drive-thru window*: I can't see you! How may I not help you?
Hazeltail: I'd like a burger, some fries, and a side order of Berrynose.
Jayfeather (to Hollyleaf): Burger, fries, and nose of a berry!
Hazeltail moves to next window
Lionblaze *at new drive-thru window*: "That'll be 25 mice, or 5 rabbits, if you prefer."
Hazeltail: 5 RABIITS! ARE YOU INSANE! 25 MICE SHOULD ONLY EQUAL 3!
Lionblaze: "You haven't seen the exchange rates, I guess."
Hazeltail: "Here you go," *hands over 20 mice*.
Lionblaze: WHAT THE!!! *Claws Hazeltail's tail off.*
Hazeltail: "My tail! My beautiful tail!"
Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
Hollyleaf: "Come here, Berrynose." *Pulls his nose off, frys it.*
Berrynose (in strange voice): GIVE THAT BACK! I NEED THAT!
Hollyleaf: *Takes fried nose, puts it on Berrynose's snout.*
Berrynose: "AHHH!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Hollyleaf: *puts burger, fries, and Berrynose's nose on tray. Passes them to Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: *grudgily hands tray to Hazeltail through third window.*
Hazeltail: "I wanted the whole Berrynose! Not just his nose!"
Breezepelt (in grumpy tone): "Have a nice day!" *hurridly shuts window*
Hazeltail: *goes back to camp. Shares tounges about how horrible the service is at the new joint.*
Millie: "I didn't know there was a burger joint in Thunderclan! I love burgers, especially when my twolegs put mustard on them.!" *slurps tounge over lips*
Daisy: "You want to go with me, Millie?"
Back at the Burger Joint...
Millie: "Can we place our order?"
Jayfeather: "No! We only except CLAN born cats!"
Daisy: "How wrong!"
Millie: "Jayfeather, you yourself our desdended from Firestar, a kittypet born cat in his own right."
Jayfeather: "Did I say we served Firestar? I'm clan born, and who knows who my mom *Hollyleaf slaps tail over his mouth*
Millie: "Who your mom what?"
Hollyleaf (hurriedly): "He meant WHAT my mom would think."
- Heathertail approches burger joint, walks in for a sit-down meal.*
Heathertail (to Breezepelt): "I'd like a burger with pickles, fries, a coke, and a romantic sit down dinner with you." *purrs softly, glancing at Lionblaze*
- Lionblaze looks about ready to explode*
Breezepelt: "Most certainly!"
Later, while heather and Breeze enjoy their meal...
- Lionblaze walks up to their booth*
Lionblaze (In flat tone): "How may I help you?"
Breezepelt: "We're fine, thank you."
Heathertail: "No. Acctually, I'd like a refill on my coke."
- Lionblaze gets Heathertail another coke, trying not to crush the cup from anger. Hands it to Heathertail*
Heathertail: "Thank you." *Dumps coke all over Lionblaze. Breezepelt laughs VERY loudly*
At the Tribe of Rushing Water...
Stoneteller: *Hears laughter coming from burger joint* "A sign! Laughter will come, and bring joy to many and anger to few! Thank you, my ancestors!"