I saw these all over the site and I thought would do one! I hope you like it!
Leafpool: Welcome to The Warriors Museum!
Firestar: I didn't know this was on Thunderclan territory...
Leafpool: It's a new addition.
Squrrelflight: Wow! Its sooo cool!
Jayfeather: Why did you bring me here, Leafpool? I... Can't... See!
Leafpool: You can learn by listening.
Jayfeather: Okay, fine. *Quickly leaves tour for The Stick* I'm coming Stick!
Squrrelflight: Is Chatspeak allowed?
Leafpool: Sry no
Squrrelflight: Okay... Hey! You just...
Leafpool: Just what?
Squrrelfight: Nvr mind.
Leafpool: Strike one, Squrrelflight!
Leafpool: Okay, here is our first stop on our tour, The Firestar hall of fame!
Firestar: Wow! Who donated all of this?
Leafpool: Spottedleaf! And Tig…
Firestar: *Looks at ceiling* Hey is that my pelt?
Leafpool: Yes, I think it is!
Firestar: *Grabs pelt and runs away*
Tigerstar: Get back with that pelt, Thief!
Firestar: You’ll never catch me alive, copper! And aren’t you supposed to be dead?
Tigerstar: *Rips pelt off Firestar*
Tigerstar: That was way more fun the second time.
Leafpool: I’ll take that. *Puts Firestar’s pelt back on display*
Tigerstar: The next time you disrupt this tour, you are coming to museum jail with me.
Firestar: Does that ‘jail’ involve your claws?
Tigerstar: *shifty eyes* No.
Leafpool: Moving on! This is a reproduction of the Old forest territory!
Firestar: Wow, it’s so accurate! Hey this is where…
Sandstorm: *glares at Firestar*
Firestar: I fought with Longtail?
Sandstorm: Uh huh.
All the cats look at the replica of the camp, until Squrrelflight makes a discovery.
Squrrelflight: Ooh! What is this in your den, Father? It’s a tuft of fur in your den…
Firestar: Oh, that’s nothing. *Bushes fur away* Sorry Spottedleaf!
Firestar: How was I supposed to know it was so accurate?!?
Leafpool: Here is the painting of the arrival at the Great Bear Lake…
Squrrelflight: Is this supposed to be here?
Kallik: I’ll take that. It belongs in our museum.
Cats: BEAR! Ahh! *All run away*
Kallik: *Takes painting, leaves*
Leafpool: Okay, *pants* lets continue our tour. Here is a painting of the Great Journey.
Lionblaze: What… Hey, how can there be a ‘painting’ of the Great Journey?
Leafpool: It is the writer that makes us say these things. Sorry.
Lionblaze: Stupid writer.
WarriorcatZ1324: I heard that!
Leafpool: If you look to your left, you will see Scourge’s dog teeth studded collar.
Tigerstar: I always wanted one of those!
Squrrelflight: =D WOWOWTHTISSOCOOLOMSCIWANTONE!
Leafpool: Strike two, Squrrelflight!
Foxleap: I had no idea that you liked to speak in Chat!
Squrrelflight: Don't start it Foxleap... And when did you get here?
Foxleap: *Whispers to Squrrelflight* Let's say I have connections to the CIA...
Squrrelflight: Say what?!?!
Foxleap: You know it, Girlfriend!
Squrrelflight: O.o Why are you doing this to me?!?!
WarriorcatZ1324: Sorry, everyone knows he's insane!
All cats: *Nod* Yeah, you're right...
Foxleap: YOU THINK I'M INSANE?!?! MOMMY! *Runs away*
All Cats: O.o
WarriorcatZ1324: I didn't make him do that!
Leafpool: Anyways, we have arrived at the rest stop, please feel free to buy fresh-kill provided by the vending machines!
Firestar: How much does it cost?
Leafpool: The exchange rate is 5 mice for one dollar, Or twoleg money.
Lionblaze: AH! THE STUPID TWOLEG BILL IS CRINCKLED! IT...WON'T... GO... IN!!! *Loses mind* I wonder how this feels on my salad fingers... hehe
Leafpool: *Slaps Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: I'm... Good...
Squrrelflight: Why are we exchanging food for food? Let's eat the mice!
Firestar: Good idea!
After the Brake...
Leafpool: Here's the Gift Shop. Feel free to take what you like!
Firestar: *Eyes piece of Spottedleaf's fur*
Brambleclaw: I've been wondering, why wasn't I in this?
Squrrelflight: GET OUT! I'll take this please... Thanks! *Throws Warriors Snow globe*
Brambleclaw: Gah! *Runs out of Shop*
Leafpool: This is the end of the tour!
Hollyleaf: *runs to Exit* What'd I miss? I was stuck in the tunnels.
All Cats: ALOT!
Hollyleaf: Gosh! The dead cats in the tunnels were nicer than you!
Firestar: This is the end of the show, Incase you didn't know, which you really shoud've known...
Leafpool: Copyright Infringement! *mauls*
All Cats: *sigh* The end!