This is a spoof!
Firestar: Welcome to Firestar in StarClan show! Also known as FSC Show! Today we are going to have some Twolegs coming in that apparently some Twolegs love.
Mosskit: Twolegs are weird.
Obama: Shut up!
Firestar: You aren't even in this show!
Bluestar: It is okay Mosskit…
(Stonefur interrupts her)
Stonefur: There is a very cruel world out there. Cats kill.
(Mosskit wail more)
(Firestar clears throat) First one up is Beatrice Potter!
Harry Potter: She is my sister!
Tris: Shut up. Anyways, I am supposed to be dead but I am not. I am supposed to be with my mother. We were having a tea party and you interrupted us (suddenly wails)
Tobias/Four: Dauntless men don't cry.
Tris: I am not a man! (Runs away)
Firestar: Next up is… Harry Potter!
Harry Potter: I am so awesome! I am so awesome! I can make you stupid by saying Stupidfy or something. Look at my awesome wand!
(Spottedleaf kicks him off the stage)
Firestar: You are back!!
Spottedleaf: What do you think?
Firestar: I love you!
(Sandstorm launches a bomb on Firestar and Spottedleaf)
Sandstorm: Yay! They are dead! Dead for the last time! Squirrelflight, you will be the leader of ThunderClan after I launch a bomb on-
Katniss Everdeen: I don't like to be waiting in the waiting room. Hello?
Sandstorm: Servants! Escort her here!
(Dustpelt, Dovewing, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze escort her out)
Jayfeather: I hate Sandstorm. I hate you, Katniss Whateverdeen.
Katniss: Gimme a bow!
(Dovewing gives her a bow)
Katniss: Gimme a quiver of arrows!
(Dustpelt gives her a quiver of arrows)
(Katniss shoots Dustpelt, Dovewing, and Lionblaze. Jayfeather runs away)
Katniss: Oh Peeta! I actually hate you!
Haymitch: What, sweetheart?
Dead Rue: Hello!
(Sandstorm clears her throat) Katniss, we have some visitors waiting.
Katniss: I am gonna kill myself to be with Rue and Prim. Nightlock, night lock, nightlock…
(A Halo explodes and Sandstorm, Squirrelflight and others die.)
Percy Jackson: Hello?
Tigerstar: Finally… prey!
Ferncloud: Go away, Tigerstar. You are supposed to be gone!!
Percy Jackson: Does your name tag read Meekstar and Awesomecloud? (Squints)
Ferncloud: I am Awesomecloud!
(Tigerstar tried to kill Percy Jackson)
Annabeth: Annabeth to the rescue!
(Stabs Tigerstar and Ferncloud)
Annabeth: I rename StarClan to AnnabethStarClan!
Blackstar: I fart.
Fallen Leaves: Go away.
Gale Hawthorne: Where is Katniss?
Tobias: Where is Tris? She was doing some tea party with her mother again…
(StarClan get's destroyed)
(Leafpool, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf are the only survivors)
Leafpool: we will restore StarClan! We will fart! I will heal the wounded!
Hollyleaf: I will fight the enemy!
Jayfeather: And I do… uh… heal the enemy?
(Hollyleaf kills him)
Hollyleaf: Now I am a murderer! (Wails!)
Leafpool: Sorry audience, but this is the end of FSC or LTC you can say. Uh… bye!
Bramblestar: I shall kill you!
Leafpool: So until next time… Toodles!
(Leafpool runs away, shrieking.)
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