A comedy by Bluestar1776.
The Batwing and Jayfeather Show!
Jayfeather and Batwing walk out, and the crowd cheers
Batwing: Hello, everyone! Thank you, you're too kind! Now, on today's show, we're going to have many guests! Say hello to our first guest, Spottedleaf!
Jayfeather: -muttering- Hoo-rah.
Spottedleaf: Thank you, Batwing, it's really a pleasure to be here.
Jayfeather: Of course it is, I invited you.
Batwing: -steps on Jayfeather's tail- Now, Spottedleaf, for our first question. Are you, or are you not, in love with Firestar?
Spottedleaf: -rolls eyes- Even someone who's blind could see that!
Jayfeather: -snarls and leaps on Spottedleaf-
Spottedleaf: Ahh!! -runs out of the studio, Jayfeather attached-
Batwing: -stares after them- While, er, they settle that, let's bring out our next guest, Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: -pads out with shifty-eyes- Hello, Batwing.
Batwing: Er, Hollyleaf, why do you look like you've just committed a murder?
Hollyleaf: Because I have. The police are after me.
Batwing: -stares at Hollyleaf- Then you probally shouldn't be in the studio.
Hollyleaf: -snarls- You can't tell me what to do! That's part of the Warrior Code!
Batwing: No, it's not.
Hollyleaf: Oh. Er... what now?
Police: -run in- Hollyleaf, you are under arrest for murder and having OCD over the Warrior Code!
Hollyleaf: -runs out of the studio, police following-
Batwing: ...All righty then. Time for our next guest, who hopefully won't be chased out of the studio, Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: -pads in-
Batwing: Hello, Lionblaze! It's lovely to hav-
Lionblaze: I WILL CONTROL THE FOREST!
Lionblaze: What are you looking at?
Batwing: Nothing, nothing. Now, Lionblaze, is it true you cannot be beaten in battle?
Lionblaze: Heck yeah it's true!
Batwing: All right, let's get on with your next guest, some random cat we picked up of the street, because we really thought Spottedleaf would still be on!
Hobo Cat: Sup.
Batwing: Hello there. What's your nam-
Hobo Cat: Do you have any potato salad?
Batwing: -stares- Er, well, I don't. You see, you're not allowed to have food on the set, and-
Hobo Cat: NOO!! -runs out of studio-
Batwing: -blinks- Crap, we lost another guest.
Jayfeather: -pads back in-
Batwing: Jayfeather! Where's Spottedleaf?!
Jayfeather: -shifty eyes- I took care of her.