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This is my first Random story, and Cloudpaw and Waterpaw are from The Sharpest Sword -Leafy :| :) :D

Cloudpaw: *eating a mouse*

Darth Vader:Cloudpaw, come to the dark side

Cloudpaw:Er, what's the Dark Side?

Darth Vader: To be honest I really don't know

Harry Potter:*comes singing the Veggie Tales opening song.* "Brocolile, cerey, gota be, Veggie Tales!"

Waterpaw:Cloudpaw! Evil Twolegs! *attacks Harry Potter but Harry just stepped aside, causing Waterpaw to crash.*

Cloudpaw:You evil Twoleg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* attacks Harry but yet again Harry just stepped aside.*

Meanwhile

Hollyleaf was plotting to kill Leafpool with candy corn.


A disenbodied Voice named Jayfether: Woah. .

Waterpaw: Cloudpaw, wake up.

Cloudpaw: Huh?

Waterpaw: Cloudpaw, your dreaming.

Cloudpaw: Huh?

A funny voice: Cloudpaw!" Wake up!!

Cloudpaw: OMG IT'S DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CATZ, RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waterpaw: Er, Cloudpaw, you okay?

Cloudpaw:I'M NOT CLOUDPAW I'M CLOUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waterpaw: Huh? *looks up* What are you talking about?

Cloudpaw: UDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waterpaw: Uhhhhhhhhh.

Cloudpaw:* pulls out a lightsaber* I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A random cat:OMG!!

A disenbdied Voice Named Jayfeather: Cloudpaw, you could hurt someone will that

Cloudpaw:So? *stabs herself*

A disenbodied Voice Named Jayfeather: This is a good show, gime some popcorn!

How Hollyleaf died

Hollyleaf: with this funny orange thing I can kill Leafpool!

A disenbodied Voice Named Jayfeather: You could hurt someone with that.

Hollyleaf: That's what I plan to do idiot brother.

Lionblaze: All the family is here!!!!

A random cat: OMG!!! CLOUDPAW KILLED HOLLYLEAF!!!

Hollyleaf: Uhhhh

A random cat: And they killed me!

Lionblaze: Uhh, What!?

A disenbodied Voice Jayfeather: Hollyleaf is, *dramatic pause* TIGERSTA-!

A random cat: What's a TIGERSTA-?

A disbodied Voice Named Jayfeather: *sighs* not TIGERSTA-, Tigerstar!

Hollyleaf: I'm not Tigherstar or Hollyleaf, I'm a rabbit!

Lionblaze: huh?!

Leafpool: Ooooo rabbit!

Rabbit: Eeeee! *dies*

Leafpool: Mmmm rabbit. *walks away*

Lionblaze: We aren't the three anymore! *whines*

The REAL Jayfeather: Featherjay Clone, come inside.

A disenbodied Voice Named Featherjay Clone: Arf!

Lionblaze: Uhhh...

The death of Harry Potter

Cloudpaw: I'm hungry *kills rabbit* *eats*

Waterpaw: Cloudpaw, you're alive!

Cloudpaw: DUH! I used the force!

Waterpaw: Uhh, what's the Force?

A random cat: OMG! CLOUDPAW IS ALIVE!

Cloudpaw: I USED THE FORCE YOU RANDOM CAT!

A random cat: *cries* That was a heart-touching moment!

Cloudpaw: Uhhh..

Waterpaw:I'm hungry!! *kills Cloudpaw*

Ghost o' Cloudpaw: Waterpaw, Harry Potter is coming here again.

A random cat: OMG!!! It's *whispers* The Chosen One!

Harry Potter: *kills random cat* Hi Cats!

Cats: *stare*

Harry Potter: Talk!

Cats: *Maul*

Harry Potter: *snaps fingers in z formation* Oh no you didn't!

Ghost o' Cloudpaw: I'm Cloudstorm now!! Die Chosen One! *kills Harry*

Harry Potter: *uses the Force* Hahaha!! Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Haackkk!! Hacckkkk!*dies from laugher*

Waterpaw: Werido. *uses Force* I'm Waterwhisker now!!

A random Cat: That's cool!!! *uses Force*

Cloudstorm: Hi!!!

Harry Potter: I thought Waterwhisker killed you.

Cloudstorm: He did.

Harry Potter and Waterwhisker: Uhhh....

Cats: *stare*I thought you killed yourself, Harry Potter.

A random cat: *gasps* you spoke his name!!!

Harry Potter: That's Lord Voldemort! *sighs*

A random cat: Ohhh.. I'm Bob the Builder!!

Cats: *Maul* Die Bob the Builder!!

Bob the Builder: *dies* *walks away*

A random cat: !@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&**&^%$#@!!@#$%^&**&^%$#@!

Cloudstorm: Wow.

Waterwhisker: wow.

A blue cat: Hi kids!!

Cats: We aren't goats!! Die!! *kill blue cat*

A blue cat: You guys are mean!! *leaves*

How Tigerstar Died

Tigerstar: *Fighting Scourge*

Scourge: *answers cell phone* Hello?

Other Line: This is The Underwear Store, you ordered some.

Scouge: No! Did not!

Other Line: *kills self*

Random Cats: Hooray!!

Scourge: Tiggy! Time to die!!

Tigerstar: Tiggy?

Firestar: *laughs* That's a good one, bro!

Scourge: Thanks!! *kills Tiggy*

Tiggy: *uses Force* Hahahahahahaha!!! *dies*

Cats: Uhh..

Tiggy: *Is turned into a squirrel*

Scourge: Oooooo! Squirrel!! *kills Tiggy*

Tiggy: *cries*

Cats: Hooray!!

Firestar: Uhhh, where's the battle?

Scourge: IDK

Sandstorm: o.O

Cloudstorm: What's Chat Lauguage?

A random cat: Me no speak your lauguage.

Cats: o.O

Waterwhisker: Let's Disco!!

Cats: o.O

Cloudstorm: *sighs* Waterwhisker! You're crippled, you can't disco.

Waterwhisker: Oh, I knew that. *leaves*

Cats: *celebrate* Die Waterwhisker!

Tiggy: *stares* I'm...alive?

Scourge: What!****** I killed you Tiggy!!!!!!!!

Tiggy: *looks in sky* Who's Tiggy?

Scourge: *slaps forehead* Oww!! My prettyful face!! *cries*

Tiggy: Weirdo.

Cloudstorm: Tiggy, I thought you died.

Tiggy: *sighs* Wee kit, you have yet to learn about the laws of gravity and the affects it has on Barbies.

Cloudstorm: o.O

Tiggy: Tut, tut. *kills Cloudstorm, well tries*

Cloudstorm: o.O

How Ashfur really Died

Note: I think Ashfur is cool

Harry Potter: *is walking*

Ashfur: *stares at Harry Potter* Who are you, Kidwithglassthingsandfunnyscaronhead?

Harry Potter: *gasps* How do you know my name?"

Ashfur: *Stares*

Kidwithglassthingsandfunnyscaronhead: *stares harder*

Ashfur: *swips at Kidwithglassthingsandfunnyscaronhead* Yesh!

Cloudstorm: *sighs* Kids these days.

Ashfur: o.O Huh?

Cloudstorm: *sighs* Kids these days.

Kidwithglassthingsandfunnyscaronhead: *shifts eyes back and forth"

Ashfur & Tiggy: Weirdos

Cloudstorm: KIDZ ATTACKATTACKATTACKATTACKATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes deep breath* ATACKATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashfur: *faints*

A scary Barbie: *takes out knife* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloudstorm: What!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tiggy: OMG!!!!

Ashfur: What the @#$%^&*%$#@!!!!!!

Brokentail: Watch your lauguage fool!

Ashfur: *Whimpers*

Tiggy & Brokentail: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

A scary Barbie: *sharpens knife* HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Ashfur: I'm scared! *cries*

Brokenstar: You betta be...

Ashfur: *whines*

Brokenstar: *laughs*

A scary Barbie: *turns head in a creepy way* Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Brokenstar: *whispers* fool..

Cloudstorm: *stares* Uh..

Ashfur: Barbie, DIE!!!!!!!! *leaps at Barbie*

A scary Barbie: *cuts off Ashfur's tail* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloudtsorm: *stares*

Waterwhisker: Let's do the.... *looks at scary Barbie* disco?

A scary Barbie: *turns head in a creepy way* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sounds battle cry*

Leafwhisker: *puts Barbie in microwave* Yes!!!!

Cats: Hooray!!!!

A scary Barbie: *is melting*

Leafwhisker: *laughs*

Brokenstar: ?

Ashfur: *somehow dies*

Leafwhisker & Cloudstorm: Uhh, How'd Ashfur just die?

Scourge: I'm HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!

Tiggy & Brokenstar; o.O

Cats: o.O

Tiggy: Little kit, you have yet to learn about microwaves and the effects they have on a Barbie.

A scary Barbie: *blows up*

Leafwhisker: COOL!!!!!!!!!!

Cats, Tiggy, Brokenstar, Waterwhisker & Cloudstorm: Oooooooo!!!!

Scourge: Oooooooooooo!!!!

Cloudstorm: Hey, guys, uh Ashfur was the Barbie.

Cats: o.O

A Musical

Cloudstorm: My paws are cold!

Leafwhisker: That's nice.

A random cat. Hola!

Leafwhisker: *punches cat* OMG I HAVES THUMBS!!!!!

Waterwhisker: *is singing* Twinkle, twinkle, Twinkle, twinkle, liiiiitttttttlllllleeee sssttttaaaarrrrr!!!

Cloudstorm: * slaps Waterwhisker* This isn't a musical!

Waterwhisker: *sighs* Cloudstorm, look at the title!

Leafwhisker: Ha!!

Cloudstorm: *looks up* Oh.

Leafwhisker: *laughs*

Cloudstorm: *stabs* Yes!

Waterwhisker: Cloudstorm, you killed the story teller.

Cloudstorm: Opps.

Cats: *stab Cloudstorm* Ha!

Cloudstorm: Idiots, I can't die!

Cats: o.O

Brokenstar: You betta be scared fools!

Leafwhisker: Brokenstar, that's getting old.

Brokenstar: YOUR gettin' old! >:)

Leafwhisker: *gasps* Die! *takes out sword* *stabs*

Brokenstar: *dies*

Cloudstorm: Cool!!! Do it again!!

Waterwhisker: Wow!

Leafwhisker: *stabs Starlingwing*

Cloudstorm: *gasps* You killed my mate! *cries*

Leafwhisker: I care why?

Cloudstorm: Cause

Waterwhisker: Starlingwing says hi

Cloudstorm & Leafwhisker: o.O

Brokenstar: You betta be scared FOOLS!

Waterwhisker: *stabs* Ha!

Cloudstorm: OK

Leafwhisker: We aren't random anymore!

Cloudstorm: So?

Leafwhisker: *takes saw* Time to die!

Cloudstorm: *dies*

Waterwhisker: You killed her?!

Brokenstar: Duh!

Waterwhisker: I believe this should be over by now

Brokenstar: I believe you should be over by now!

Leafstar: *sighs* This is end! *bows*

All cats: *bow and leave*

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