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Sequel to Randomness

Warning, may have spoilers for some of Leafy's books. If you have a child in the room, please look away now due to unkind spoilers that are evil. Please, take it seriously. (no, don't, really don't XD)


Hollyleaf: *is walking*

Lionblaze: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Jayfeather: GREAT STARCLAN! YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!

Lionblaze: Awesome! I always wanted to!

Stoneflight: ...... Why?

Leafpaw: Yeah, why?

Sunstone: Erm, hey?

Lionblaze: Because, he's my brother and I want to tease him.

Sunstone: Oh.

Harry Potter: Hey kitties, have you seen Lord Voldemort everywhere?
Sunstone: *points to a hairless guy*

Harry Potter: Thank--- OMIGOD IT'S LORD VOLDEMORT!!!

Sunstone: .....

Harry Potter: *takes out Light Saber* Wait, what's this?

Lord Voldemort: Beats me, it could useful though.

Harry Potter: How?

Lord Voldemort: *slices off Harry's head*  There.

Harry Potter: Oh, thanks for telling me!

Lord Voldemort: Uh, didn't I just kill you?
Harry Potter: I think, I can't feel my body, that's for sure.

Lord Voldemort: ......

Percy Jackson: Hey people!

Lord Voldemort: You are?

Percy Jackson: I'm Percy, can you not read?
Lord Voldemort: Oh, the weird kid?

Percy Jackson: I'm not weird! Leafwhisker, now she's weird!

Leafwhisker: Am not! Okay maybe a little :3

Sunstone: I feel hungry.

Harry Potter: That's great!

Sunstone: I know, right?

Harry Potter: *dies* *walks away* Oh miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Leafpaw: Wait, am I Leafwhisker?

Leafwhisker: No, I just like leaves.

Leafpaw: Oh.

Jayfeather: DISCO!

Lionblaze: Jay, I don't understand you, I'm sorry to say.

Jay: :O meanie!! *mauls*
Lionblaze: *steps aside* EPIC FAIL!!

Leafwhisker: O.O

Percy Jackson: NOOZ! I'M IN THE WRONG PLACE! *walks into The Lightning Theif*
Harry Potter: Glad we got rid of him!
Lord Voldemort: Tell me about it. :3

Leafwhisker: Leafpaw, I'm gonna name you Leafwing, you good with that?

Leafpaw: You mean in The Eight? Sure!

Leafwhisker: Yay!! *hums*

Leafwing: COOL!!!

Leafwhisker: =D

Lord Voldemort: Hmm, Harry Potter, I think I'll kill you now... *takes out Elder Wand* *says Killing Curse*

Harry Potter: *breakdances*

Leafwing: O.o

Leafwhisker: o.O

Harry Potter: Can't touch this! *breakdances more*

Voldey: No, I can't. Mind if I kill you now?

Harry Potter: No--WAIT!

Voldey: *kills*

Harry Potter: Nooooo!!! *dies*

Hollyleaf: Hey people! I somehow got out of Leafpool's belly and landed here, how's it going?

All Kitties: *slowly begin to scoot away*

Jay: Party Pooper! *storms out of forest*



Justin Bieber: *walks in* *sings*

Jayfeather: YOU IZ HURTING MY EARS!

Justin Bieber: TALKING KITTY!

Jayfeather: You act like a female Twoleg too...

Justin Bieber: *feels insulted* *walks away and falls off cliff*

Jayfeather: Yay! Justin Bieber is dead!

Cats: *do disco in celebration of Justin Bieber's death*

StarClan: You're welcome, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: O_O

Hollyleaf: *appears* HEY!

Jaypaw: WTF!? I'M YOUNGER!

Hollypaw: HAHAHAH-WHA!? ME IZ AN APPRENTICE!

Lionblaze: Hehe, like it?
Hollypaw and Jaypaw: YOU LITTLE! *maul Lionblaze* *fail*

Lionblaze: You could try, I can't get hurt in battle remember?

Hollypaw: -_-

Jaypaw: Oh *bleep*.

Lionblaze: Language, bro.

Jaypaw: *stalks away*

Hollypaw: Um... *flies to Wonderland*

Lionblaze: *watches* HAVE FUN!

Hollypaw: *spits on Lionblaze*

Lionblaze: ...

Percy Jackson: Hi.

Lionblaze: Yes?
Percy Jackson: I'm Percy Jackson.

Lionblaze: I can tell...

Percy: I'm Percy Jackson!

Lionblaze: You said...

Percy: I'm Percy Jackson!

Lionblaze: ...

Leafwhisker: Hi.

Percy: I'm Percy Jackson!

Lionblaze: *groans*

Leafwhisker: Hi.

Percy: I'm Percy Jackson!

Lionblaze: DIE! *kills*

Random kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Leafwhisker: ...Uh.

Random kids: KILL LEAFWHISKER!

Leafwhisker: Wait, WHA!?

Lionblaze: Eh. *kills*

Leafwhisker: *dies* *goes to StarClan*

Random kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Barney: *goes crazy* *kills everyone*

Random kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Lionblaze: What the heck? You're dead!

Randon kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Lionblaze: *mauls random kids*

Random kids: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

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