The Community Christmas Spoof gave me an inspiration to make one of my own. This one is not a Christmas one so we can do this all year long. Enjoy!! -- Honeyrose34 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
(Leafpool and Crowfeather are hiding in some bushes by the Moonpool)
Leafpool: I-I don't think we can meet together anymore after Hollyleaf died, Barney.
Crowfeather: Who the heck is Barney? If I stand corrected, my mother gave me the name of Crowfeather.
Leafpool: Ashfoot is a piece of fox dung.
Crowfeather: You're a piece of fox dung!
Leafpool: let's have more kits!
Crowfeather: Okay! But we now can run away together since you are a normal warrior now.
Leafpool: Okey dokey somkey!
Crowfeather: Who's smokey?
Leafpool: Who cares. Let's go! (gets up and walks out of bush and into forest behind ThunderClan camp.)
Start w/ that guys!!! -- Honeyrose34 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC) (by the way, i'm signing like this on here 'cause it won't let me put my siggie up anymore. Me+stupid computer problem = ?)
(Back at camp)
Firestar: I think I'll get myself a plate a yummy, warm, gooey, foxdung. Care to join me, Sandstorm?
Sandstorm: (X)_(X)
Firestar: I thought so. x3
Daisy: I'm going to go get some too!
Spiderleg: This is why we're not mates anymore!!!!!!
Daisy: No, it's because you a dumb badger tom!
Midnight: Hey! Young cat should not insult StarClan friend!
Daisy: StarClan can go suck hedgehogs!!
Hedgehog I: Hey!
Hedgehog 2: I didn't think I was yummy, just able to fly!
Bluestar: Daisy, you have insulted us. Badly. You must pay the price.
Daisy: I don't have money!
Lionheart: No, you must...
Tigerstar: DIE!!!!!!!!!
Lionblaze: Hey! How's it going?
Rest of ThunderClan including hedgehogs and StarClan cats: 0_O!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Pardon me,Mister Person that Sent me To my Doom, but you don't come from StarClan.
Tigerstar: Hey, I didn't, the dogs did. And anyway, I'm from the Dark Forset, and must then, kill all bad cats.
Lionblaze: Kill yourself then!! (starts chant: Do it! Do it!)
(Others join in)
Tigerstar: Oh, what the heck. (kills self)
Daisy: Woo Hoo! I'm not going to die now!!!!
Hawkfrost: Yse you are!!!! (kills Daisy)
ThunderClan: Yay!!!!
He he! Bye Bye, Daisy and Tigerstar! -- Honeyrose34 21:36, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Blossompaw: Hi Hawkfwost! I have a lwisp, did you know dat?
Firestar: WHERE IS LEAFPOOL????? DID SHE RUN OFF WITH CROWFEATHER AGAIN????? AGAIN?????
Jayfeather: WHAT????? NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
Lionblaze: *under breath* stupid windclan cats....
(Back at the Moonpool)
Leafpool: I hope none of my Clanmates noticed that I ran away with you!!!!!
Crowfeather: C'mon! If we keep talking here, your IDIOT clanmates are going to find us!!!!!!
Leafpool: What's an idiot?
Crowfeather: uhh.... twoleg talk.
I know, kinda lame. But it's my first time doing this kinda thing. Rainwhisker 23:11, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
Blossompaw: Cwowfeader, why do you know twoweg talk?
Squirrelflight: IDK. Dont ask me. BTW, wheres brambleclaw. XD
Crowfeather: OMS, how did you get here???
Leafpool: Squirrelflight! *blushes* Umm.... Brambleclaw's back at camp. Bye!!! *quickly runs away*
Squirrelflight: Don't tell me she's running away with Crowfeather AGAIN. AGAIN????
Blossompaw: I have a lwisp!!! lwisp!! lwisp!!
Squirrelflight: StarClan help me!!!!!!
(Back at Camp)
Hedgehogs: Please let us go home!!!!!! Please!!!!!
ThunderClan: NO.
Dovepaw: I don't want to eat hedgehog! They're too smelly. and STINKY.
Ivypaw: *whacks Dovepaw with tail*
Dovepaw: *faints*
ThunderClan: YAY!!!!
Hedgehogs: PLEASE LET US GO!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Well, we gotta go back! See ya! *poof*
Midnight: Me go back too. *poof*
Spiderleg: Why can't we poof too????
Ivypaw: *whacks Spiderleg with tail*
Graystripe: Where's Blossompaw and Squirrelflight????
Jayfeather: WHERE IS LEAFPOOL????? DID SHE RUN OFF WITH CROWFEATHER????? AGAIN????
Rainwhisker 00:18, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
Squirrelflight: I am here. xD Do you want me? hheheheh xD
Blossompaw: Hi...
Squirrelflight: IDK. may be she did, may be she didnt
Squirrelflight: Is anybody here?
Leafpool: I had more kits with Crowfeater!
Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 21:47, July 1, 2010 (UTC) Have fun!
Leafpool: They're Crowkit, Leafkit and DieNightcloudkit! Aww, they're SOOO cute! *reaches paw to pet them, and DieNightcloudkit bits it off*
Crowfeather: That's my girl!
Leafpool: WTDF??
DieNightcloudkit: 'Cause YOU gave me a freaking retarded name!
Leafpool: STOP JUDGING ME! *becomes emo again*
Squirrelflight: More kits to pretend to be the mother of? YAY! *becomes a queen again* OH BRAMBLECLAW!!
Brambleclaw: W00TCOPTER! *discos until he falls off a cliff* Darnnit! MOMMY! *Goldenflower's ghost comes and yells at him to clean his room*
Sandstorm: I'm BETTER than all of you because spellcheck doesn't think my name is spelled wrong! HA!
ThunderClan: *becomes emo with Leafpool*
Leafpool: I feel accepted
- ) --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 22
- 41, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
- Moonflower: (*Shows up) I have come back to haunt you!!!!
- Emo ThunderClan: WHY???!!! AND WHO ARE YOU??!!
- Moonflower: I AM MOONFLOWER, BLUESTAR'S MOM!!! and, Because spellcheck doesn't think MY name is spelled wrong!! MUHAHAHA!!
- Emo ThunderClan: o_0
- Ivypaw: *Whacks Moonflower with tail*
- Moonflower: *Faints*
- Blossompaw: I have Iwisp! Iwisp! Iwisp!
- Emo ThunderClan: 0_o
- Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 21:03, July 2, 2010 (UTC) XD
- Emo ThunderClan: We are emo. Leave us alone.
- Squirrelflight: Wait...how do we even now how to be emo?
- Jayfeather: Sticky's best friend nagahiga showed us how!
- Emo ThunderClan: 0.o
- Jayfeather: And he showed us a cat that's meaner than Blackstar!
- Emo ThunderClan: O.O O.O O.O
- Blackstar: What?! Russetfur! Go kill it!
- Russetfur: In a family-friendly way?
- Blackstar: Definitely not.
- Russetfur: (evil grin)
- Audience: Boooo!
- Firestar: This isn't my fault!
- Firestar's very small fan club: I'm leaving you!
- Firestar: Noooo! Spottedleaf, come back!
- Sandstorm: Hasta la vista!!!
- Sticky: I need a fan club.
- Jayfeather: I got jacket. And jacket has Sticky's face on it.
- Sticky: I don't have a face.
- ThunderClan that is too weird to be emo: 0.o
- Daisy: I can be gangsta! (swears loudly)
- Audience: Booo...
- Jayfeather: I like jacket better than you! (throws Sticky in lake)
(S) - I love writng without a plot line!!! Mosswhisker & Steatlhfire 21:06, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Stickstar: NEW LEADER OF SHADOWCLAN!
Jayfeather: I feel rejected
Stickstar: You should be
Dr. Pathetic: Can I help you, Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: Um, stalker much?
Dr. Pathetic: Yes, Yes I am.
Stickstar: INVADE... um... Twolegplace?
ShadowClan: Sure. *attacks Twolegs*
Stickstar: I am enjoying this.
Dr. Pathetic: Nice Clan you got, Stickstar.
Stickstar: Go get your own crack fic!
Dr. Pathetic: =(
Leopard: =D
Entire Wiki: This is messed up.
Leopard: That was my goal!
Dustpelt: THUNDERCLAN, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Lionblaze: Um, with all your kits, you kinda are...
Dustpelt: FAMILY PICTURE! *blinds Clan with flash*\
Jayfeather: That UNblinded me!
Dustpelt: Oops. *Takes 2nd picture of Jafeather*
Jayfeather: Darn!
--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 19:27, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Hawkey: TIME FOR MY SPOOF!
HawkfROST: No, MINE!
Hawkey: Lemme give you a couple reasons why it is mine and not yours. 1., your name is spelled wrong. 2. you're dead. 3. YOU STOLE MY FREAKING NAME!!
Crowfeather: Hawkey, Ashfoot's screaming at me for no reason again. Come HELP!!!
Ashfoot: CROWFEATHER!! YOU ARE SUCH A HOT DOG THAT I WILL BE WILLING TO PUT MUSTARD ALL OVER YOUR CUTE LITTLE EARS!!!
Hawkey: Ashfoot GO GET A JOB!
Ashfoot: I like sugar on my guacamole, thank you very much.
Crowfeather: MOM QUIT EMBARRASSING ME!!!!! *goes crying back to his room*
Ashfoot: Where are the stairs? I swear, if I fall again, I will go drink pickle juice for the rest of Crowfeather's short, sad life.
Hawkey: Dang, Ashfoot. You are messed up. *leaves*
Crowfeather (in his room): Hey, kids! I'm posting a video of Ashfoot tripping over a ladybug on Facebook. Wanna see?
Kids in background: Aye, aye, CAPTAIN!
Pirate guy from Spongebob: *steals kids back* You are supposed to be doing that to ME! Not Crowfeather!
Little boy: Well you're just a painting of a head. Go away.
Kids: *giggle*
Crowfeather: S-I-M-P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. Come watch me put it down, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, come watch me put it... S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P! Wow, she had actual squirrels in her pants! We just got served.
Pirate guy: Impressive, I have to say. GET UP YOU FROOT LOOP! *throws Crowfeather out the window and back with Ashfoot*
Kids: Haahhahahhaha! You just got served BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER!!!
- You can hear Crowfeather screaming in the background*
LOL, pretty good eh?
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21:21, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Candace: Oh, you are so busted for posting that video! Ashfoot! (runs away)
Phineas: Dude, I feel for you. (finds a way into the fifth dimension) (also leaves)
Ferb: I'm not leaving! I love Britain! I even have socks that say so!
Wiki: Somebody get out here and kill that Twoleg in a non-family friendly fashion now!
Ferncloud: I'll do it! (does so)
Audience: Boo!!!!!!
Scourge: Oh, man, I want to be her mate so bad right now!
Dustpelt: Why you—
Firestar: Ooh, catfight!
(S) - Yeah. Mosswhisker & Steatlhfire 01:06, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Clan:FIGHT, fIGHT, fIGHT, FIGHT!!
Audience: WTF?
ThunderClan: goes emo again
Lionblaze at Best Buy:Man! Their out of Flatscreens Loveable Candy 23:08, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Leafpool: Ahhh... I feel good agin.
Dustpelt: *Kills Scourge*
Ferncloud: waaaaaa! *Falls to her knees by scourge's side*
Dustpelt: I thought you liked me! *Sings Baby by justen beber*
ThunderClan *Covers ears*
Ferncloud: I. Am. Sooooo. Over. You.
Blackstar: Is someone being tortured without me?
Firestar: No, It's just Dustpelt singing.
Blackstar: *Screams like a little girl*
All Clans: o_0! Wow.....
Cinderpelt: I. Am. A. Shiny. Chicken.!
All Clans: We are all shiny chickens because we have shiny chicken syndrome. We will destroy all twolegs!
All Twolegs: AAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ken: Sasha?! Sasha?!
All Clans: 0_o???
Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 18:58, July 11, 2010 (UTC) Stickstar: I control all of you! Now make me some waffles!
Blossompaw: wat awr waffwls?
Stickstar: They are made of StarClan!
Squirrlflight: Ok! *Takes Spottedleaf down from the sky*
Spottedleaf: LET ME GO!!
Firestar: NOOOOO!! SPOTTEDLEAF!!
Sandstorm: O_O!!! GRRRRR!!
Spotedleaf and Silverstream: We am on our way to StarClan. Goodbye Graystripe and Firestar.
Graystripe: NOOOOOO!! SILVERSTREAM!!
Firestar: It happens, dude.
Milie: Oh, Poor Greystripe.
Graystripe: Both of you have always been too sympathetic! *Goes emo*
Leafpool: I want you to be my mate.
Crowfeather: HEY!
Firestar and Cinderpelt: We. Are. Shiny. Chickens. Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 12:46, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
Fiyahstar: IT'S CHA CHA TIME!
Clan: *does cha cha slide*
Fiyahstar: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
Blossomfall: Um, we don't have hands!
Fiyahstar: SHUT UP! *beams Blossomfall to another dimension with epic laser beam*
Millie: Oh. Mem. Gee.
Clan: 0.o
Molekit: *steals laser and accidently beams Spiderleg to different dimension*
IN ANOTHER DIMENSION-
Spiderleg: Where the heck am I????
Elmo: ELMO'S WORLD!
Spiderleg: OMG BUNNY! YUMMY FRESH-KILL FOR SPIDERLEG! *kills elmo and eats him and dies from radiation poisoning*
BACK IN THE "NORMAL" CLANS-
Ferncloud: NO! MY SON! *blows up Molekit by stabbing him with a unicorn*
Leopardkit: *smirks* --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 01:38, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ferncloud: *Trying to comfort herself* I am beautiful, no matter what they say....yes, words can't bring me down, no oh, so don't ya bring me down today....
Dustpelt: I CRY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferncloud: *Cries* I hate heavy metal!
Dustpelt: Yeah, and I hate Christina Aguilera but you don't see me complaining!
Ferncloud: But you just did.
Spiderleg's Spirit: Now, now, calm down before the naughty wizard Hawkfrost comes to bite your tail, mother.
Ferncloud: *Sobs* But....but I don't like the naughty wizard Hawkfrost!
The Naughty Wizard Hawkfrost: *on a mp3 player* One two three not only you and me got one eighty degrees and I'm caught in between....Oh, sorry you guys, I was just singing this song I wrote....
Britney Spears: YOU DID NAWT WRITE THAT SUH-ONG! MY PEOPLE WROTE THAT SUH-ONG! TIME TO SUE YOU AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD!
The Naughty Wizard Hawkfrost: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Britney Spears: *Shaves his head and grabs a tattoo thingy gun inflicter or whatever* Now, do you want a ballerina or a pretty little fairy?
Brokenstar the Fairy: HOW DARE YOU DISHONOR ME! *Kills Britney Spears*
Jaimie Lynn Spears: You...you....you killed my sister!
Dustpelt: Yes, the fairy killed your psychopathic sister.
Jaimie Lynn Spears: .....Kewl. I've always wanted to do that to her!
Dustpelt: Kewl, let's go get very appropriate and non-alcoholic margaritas to celebrate!
Thornclaw: You killed my wife!
Fairy: ....yeah. Why do you care?
Thornclaw: Cuz I was planning to take her on a romantic trip to Antartica this midnight!
Ferncloud: Yeah.....she'll just love that!
Thornclaw: She would've.
Ferncloud: Riiiiiiiiiight.
Scourge: Hey Gifi's! Don't you luv my MJ outfit! *Does a Michael Jackson-esque dance*
Ferncloud: Um....
Spiderleg's Spirit: Very good Scourge, very good *claps*
Scourge: *Gets down on one knee* Oh, Ferncloud, I have always loved you! Will you marry me?
Ferncloud: Yay! For once, Daisy doesn't get what she wants!
Daisy: *Pops out of nowhere* Oh! I don't want Scourge, silly. I want Firestar.
Firestar: Yayeth.
Spottedleaf, Sandstorm, Cinderpelt: Oh no you don't! *Maul Daisy*
Daisy: Ow.
Cinderpelt: Oh yeah, that's right, I went there! *Stumbles, winces at leg* Owwy!
Sandstorm: Yeah, I went there, I stayed there, I slept there, and I left there!
Spottedleaf: What! *Does bellyslam with Sandstorm*
Emo ThunderClan: NOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE KILLED OUR AWESOME ONE!
S, S, and C: ???
Emo ThunderClan: WE LOVE DAISY MORE THAN KNIVEs!
S, S, and C: Um....
Emo ThunderClan: DIE! *Murders S, S, and C*
Cinderpelt: My leg!
Spottedleaf: My awesomeness!
Sandstorm: My....my tongue!
The Naughty Wizard Hawkfrost: ....Oh, now that's just wrong.
Silverstream: I know, right?
- *Hawkfrost and Silverstream flirt for hours.....and hours.....and hours......AND HOURS.....and - *
Silverstream: Yeah, we get it, we flirted for hours, okay?
Feathertail: You are a mean cheating mommy! *Sucks dew claw*
Crowfeather: There, there, honey, just ignore it and it will all go away.....
Mysterious voices: Away.....away......
Emo ThunderClan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY! *Die*
Feathertail: o_0 AH!
Lol Clover 16:05, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Feathertail:*Runs away*
Mysterious voices:*chase her*
Feathertail:Wait a second. How can voices chase me?
Author:How'bout we make it Shiny chickens
Shiny Chickens:*Disco*
Leopardstar:AH! DISCO! *Dies again*
Feathertail:I'm waiting.
Shiny Chickens:*eat Mallownose*
Author:I'm not even writing this story! Brambleclaw is!
Brambleclaw:*Evil grin and steals keyboard*
Author:*Chased Brambleclaw and Onestar to England*
Feathertail:*Slowly dies of boredom*
Jayfeather:*In feathertails dreams* Hi!
Feathertail:AHH Kreepy dream! *Mauls Jayfeather*
Jayfeather:*is mauled*
Onestar:*kills the queen of England*
Brambleclaw:WTF!
Onestar:*is queen*
Scourge:*does moonwalk*
Daisy:Am I the only sane cat here?
Tigger:Yes.
Daisy:AHH! Tigger! *jumps into lake and dies*
Clans and Author:YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Shiny Chickens:Do a little dance -hey hey- make a little love -hey hey- get down tonight -do do do- Get down tonight -do do dee- LOLSnickersNo, Silverkit, you cannot hear NightClan snoring 13:48, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Erin Hunters: OMG!! WHat happened here?
Firestar: A LOT!! Where were you guys?
Vicky H.: Um...partying.
Bumblestripe: Without me!?!?
Briarlight: You did this to me!!! *glances towards her legs*
Chickens: We should get going. See ya, suckers!
Erin Hunters: oh no you don't!! *kill the fleeing chickens*
Vicky H.: I must kill every cat and chicken in my stories!! Muahaha!!!
Everybody there besides Vicky: 0_o X 1,000,000
Honeyrose: Odd...I'm glad I'm not in Warriors!!
Everybody else: WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
Honeyrose: The one and only Honeyrose!!
Erin Hunters: I love that name!! *steal name for future book*
Honeyrose34: MUST THEY ALWAYS STEAL MY NAMES!?!?!?
Erin Hunters: When did we steal your names? When was the last one??
Honeyrose34: Fading Echoes; Blossomfall. (It's true! See, Tigerstrike:His Life as a Warrior)
Blossomfall: I thought I was a one-and-only named cat! Unlike Molekit...
Molekit: HEY!!!
Blossomfall, the original: WRONG,SUCKA!!
Honeyrose34: Man, guys! This is crazy!
-- Honeyrose34 Long Live Warriors!
Yellowheart: * Appears out of no where * Hi! Jclay251 made me!
Sandstorm: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yellowheart: Umm, if your laughing about me and Firestar having kits have fun.
Sandstorm: HAHAHAH- * Glares at Yellowheart *
Yellowheart: * Grabs three kits * This is Rockkit, this is Waterkit,and this is Popcornkit!
Sandstorm: WTH?
Popcornkit: * Walks out of camp unoticed *
Graystripe: ...
Yellowheart: Where's Popcornkit?
At twoleg house...
Popcornkit: Waiting,waiting,waiting,waiting
Twoleg child 1: EVERYONE IN MY BEDROOM! THERE'S A SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All twolegs: * Go into twoleg child 1's bedroom *
Popcornkit: Yes! My plan worked! * Jumps into twoleg house *
Popcornkit: * Looks at bag of popcorn * * Grabs bag of popcorn *
Twoleg child 1: * Walks out of his bedroom * Phew, I- GIVE MEH POPCORN BACK YOU BEAST!!!!!
Popcornkit: * Runs out window *
Popcornkit: * Runs to a bush and hides in bush * Now I can eat in peace! * Eats popcorn in peace *
Back at ThunderClan Camp...
Waterkit: I BORED!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sandstorm: * Eye twiches with Waterkit still screaming AHH! *
Firestar: WHO IS GOING TO BABYSIT WATERKIT?!?
All of ThunderClan exept Tigerstar who is somehow alive: * Steps back in time to not be chosen leaving Tigerstar *
Tigerstar: Crud.
ThunderClan: YAYYAYAY!
Yeah, my first spoof, not really good.--Jclay251 17:49, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
Firestar: Tigerstar's ghost, please babysit Waterkit.
Tigerstar: WTH?
Firestar: Um, Hello? Tigerstar's ghost?
Tigerstar: I not a ghost!
All Clans: WTH?
Tigerstar: Hey Firestar, can I tell Waterkit scary stories?
Firestar: No.
LOL --Jclay251 20:23, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
- Daisy walks in* I am a pretty princess unicorn! I eat all day, and then I get fat!
Foxpaw:*whispering to Toadpaw* Cross out the pretty, princess and unicorn parts, then I think that sums her up pretty well.
- Spiderleg pops in* No, she's already fat.*pops out*
Toadpaw:You do know that you're talking about my mother, right?
Foxpaw:Yeah....
Toadpaw:True or False? Berrynose's brain is the size of a beetle.
- jeopardy music starts playing*
Foxpaw:Uh... true.
Toadpaw:NOPE! It's even smaller.
IN RIVERCLAN....
Mothwing:Which Clanmate to kill today with my infamous medicine cat skills... Hollowpaw! I had a hunch that he was training with the Dark Forest cats that I don't even really believe in! I will control him with my evil powers from the evil place called the Dark Forest. (which I don't believe in.)
- sends out brain waves to Hollowpaw.* I want you to steal a stick from the bottom of the lake that has sratches all over it.
..........
Mothwing:*evil laugh* I love mai sticky.
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE...
Jayfeather:*mauls Hollowpaw*
Snickers We will, we will, rock you... 15:47, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
At the forest...
Tigerstar: And then a huge ball of moss killed me. THE END!
Waterkit: AHHHHH!
LOL, All i could wright was that, bye! --Jclay251 20:43, February 5, 2011 (UTC)
Hedgehog 1: -tap dances in air-
Firestar: AHHHHHHHH
Hedgehog 2: Whut was that
Hedgehog 1: Dunno -shrugs--tapdances-
Antpelt stalked through the fores,t intent on his prey. His noise twitched as he scented the pungent smell of a toad. Delicious, he thought. He took a moment and then-
Firestar- What bthe crap is that?!?!?!
Sandstorm- Oh, yeah. Arti only read the first half of this so she doesn't know what's going on.
Arti- Duuur....I can only count to three!
Leafpool- *sneaks by with DieNightkit's body in a bag* I'm going to the lake to...um...hunt. Yeah, hunt. *leaves*
Crowfeather- Get your names spell-checked here! See if you're better then your Clanmates!
Long line of cats - *cheers*
Antpelt growled, "I know I'm better then you guys! I can talk properly and stuff. Suckers! I can count to three, Arti, LOSER!"
Antpelt suddenly exploded.
Arti - That's better. Now I can concentrate....1....2.....GAH!
Sorry it's so short, I have to go. Bye! ----ArtiCloudy Days... 16:57, April 17, 2011 (UTC)
Leafpool: *whining* I think I'm having kits again.
Jayfeather: Great, now there's more kin.
Scarletstar: *swoops in and kills Firestar* NOW BRAMBLECLAW'S LEADER! YAY!
ThunderClan: *cheers*
Leafpool: OWWWWWW! *having kits*
Dovepaw: Aww, kits! *perfect*
Scarletstar: DIE! *slashes neck*
Leafpool: Just what clan are you from?
Scarletstar: CrescentClan. I was sent by StarClan to kill kitty-sues and tommy-stues.
ThunderClan: HURRAH FOR SCARLETSTAR!
Rainbowflight: HUZZAH!
--Wishes for Freedom; Wish of Freedom Syndicate 22:43, May 9, 2011 (UTC)----Wishy
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Jayfeather: LeafPool,what are you gonna name you new kits * face paw * LeafPool: * has kits * Horsekit,Firekit, and SandStormismoreevilthenScourgekit. FireStar: Im Alive,I had about 6 lives left, lost track.Soooo Bramble get away from my den!! Daisy: Im back and i'm still a gangster * acts gangsterish * JayFeather: FREE PROPHECIES .... Like I have anymore things to do with my fox dunged life. Firetar: Me!!!!!!!!!!! JayFeather: Again!!!???!!!,well ,ok.Umm * gets a prophecies * SpottedLeaf will mate you in the sky. Sandstrom: Naaa grandson!!!!!!! SpottedLeaf: * has kits with FireStar from sTARcLAN * Starkit,Moonkit and IBETSandStormisjelaousekit. SandStorm: I hate you all * goes emo *
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Firestar: I am.....BACK!! And now I've got a new mate: BIGFOOT!! And Bigfoot won't kill me because I used to be mates with Sandstorm and Spottedleaf!!
Puppy: HEY!! I thought I was Bigfoot's mate!! *Jumps and tries to maul with cute puppy eyes*
FirestAR: AHHHH I'm being mauled by the cutest puppy in the world!!
Emo ThunderClan: AWWWW!!! Wook at the cute pwuppy that's mwauling Firestar!!
Sandstorm: NOOO!!! MY LOVE!!!!
Wolfivy: *takes some popcorn and sits down*
IBETSSandstormisjealouskit: I HATE YOU SPOTTEDLEAF!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: NO HE MY LOVE, RIGHTS FIRESTAR??
Bigfoot: LiARS!! HES MY MATE!!
bigfoot Puppy: LOOKY!! Mommy's mauling Daddy's new boyfriend!! *gets popcorn and sits down next to Wolfivy*
Bigfoot: Wait, Firestar's a boy??
Firestar: Wait, Bigfoot's a boy??
Everybody Except Sandstorm: EWWWWWWW
Sandstorm: Does that mean that you'll be my mate now?
Bigfoot: Sure!
Sandstorm: *goes and has a kit*
Bigfoot: Let's name it Bigfoot Kitten!!
Bigfoot Puppy: *stands around cradle* YAY I GOT A NEW SISTER!!
Sandstorm: *ignores Bigfoot Puppy* NO!! Let's name it... BIgfootkit!
Puppy: *weeps*
Cloudtail: SNOW!! ITS SNOWING IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY!!
Everybody: o.0
Hoep you like it! Wolfivy 22:08, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Sandstorm: Aww, look at wittle Bigfootkit! Hes so cuuuuuuuuute!!!
Bigfootkit: *mauls Sandstorm*
Sandstorm: I will get REVENGE!! *goes and is emo with Leafpool*
Leafpool: I've got a friend!
Sandstom: OMG GURL BFFL'S!
*start texting each other even though they are right beside each other*
Firestar: I need a bffl!!
Cinderpelt & Spottedleaf: ME!! ME!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Firestar: Hey, aren't both of you dead?
Cinderpelt: *bawls* QUIT JUDGING ME!!!!!
Cloudtail: SNOW!! IT'S SNOWING IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY!!!!!!!!
Haha! (Made by the poor acountless girl Nightshimmer)
Jayfeather: Somebody stole my cookies, and whoever did, they are going down. Mr. Stick did you take them?
Mr. Stick: No. I would NEVER take your precious cookies. *Hides something behind it's back.*
Jayfeather: They are moss flavored, covered in mold, and it has deathberries in it.
Lionblaze: I FOUND COFFEE!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW I ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
<nowiki>Sorry I did my best ~~~~I am awesome
Frestar: now the alpacalypse will start mwaahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!