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The Community Christmas Spoof gave me an inspiration to make one of my own. This one is not a Christmas one so we can do this all year long. Enjoy!! -- Honeyrose34 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

(Leafpool and Crowfeather are hiding in some bushes by the Moonpool)

Leafpool: I-I don't think we can meet together anymore after Hollyleaf died, Barney.

Crowfeather: Who the heck is Barney? If I stand corrected, my mother gave me the name of Crowfeather.

Leafpool: Ashfoot is a piece of fox dung.

Crowfeather: You're a piece of fox dung!

Leafpool: let's have more kits!

Crowfeather: Okay! But we now can run away together since you are a normal warrior now.

Leafpool: Okey dokey somkey!

Crowfeather: Who's smokey?

Leafpool: Who cares. Let's go! (gets up and walks out of bush and into forest behind ThunderClan camp.)

Start w/ that guys!!! -- Honeyrose34 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC) (by the way, i'm signing like this on here 'cause it won't let me put my siggie up anymore. Me+stupid computer problem = ?)

(Back at camp)

Firestar: I think I'll get myself a plate a yummy, warm, gooey, foxdung. Care to join me, Sandstorm?

Sandstorm: (X)_(X)

Firestar: I thought so. x3

Daisy: I'm going to go get some too!

Spiderleg: This is why we're not mates anymore!!!!!!

Daisy: No, it's because you a dumb badger tom!

Midnight: Hey! Young cat should not insult StarClan friend!

Daisy: StarClan can go suck hedgehogs!!

Hedgehog I: Hey!

Hedgehog 2: I didn't think I was yummy, just able to fly!

Bluestar: Daisy, you have insulted us. Badly. You must pay the price.

Daisy: I don't have money!

Lionheart: No, you must...

Tigerstar: DIE!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Hey! How's it going?

Rest of ThunderClan including hedgehogs and StarClan cats: 0_O!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: Pardon me,Mister Person that Sent me To my Doom, but you don't come from StarClan.

Tigerstar: Hey, I didn't, the dogs did. And anyway, I'm from the Dark Forset, and must then, kill all bad cats.

Lionblaze: Kill yourself then!! (starts chant: Do it! Do it!)

(Others join in)

Tigerstar: Oh, what the heck. (kills self)

Daisy: Woo Hoo! I'm not going to die now!!!!

Hawkfrost: Yse you are!!!! (kills Daisy)

ThunderClan: Yay!!!!

He he! Bye Bye, Daisy and Tigerstar! -- Honeyrose34 21:36, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Blossompaw:  Hi Hawkfwost! I have a lwisp, did you know dat?

Firestar: WHERE IS LEAFPOOL????? DID SHE RUN OFF WITH CROWFEATHER AGAIN????? AGAIN?????

Jayfeather: WHAT????? NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

Lionblaze: *under breath* stupid windclan cats....

(Back at the Moonpool)

Leafpool: I hope none of my Clanmates noticed that I ran away with you!!!!!

Crowfeather: C'mon! If we keep talking here, your IDIOT clanmates are going to find us!!!!!!

Leafpool: What's an idiot?

Crowfeather: uhh.... twoleg talk.

I know, kinda lame. But it's my first time doing this kinda thing. Rainwhisker 23:11, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Blossompaw: Cwowfeader, why do you know twoweg talk?

Squirrelflight: IDK. Dont ask me. BTW, wheres brambleclaw. XD

Crowfeather: OMS, how did you get here???

Leafpool: Squirrelflight! *blushes* Umm.... Brambleclaw's back at camp. Bye!!! *quickly runs away*

Squirrelflight: Don't tell me she's running away with Crowfeather AGAIN. AGAIN????

Blossompaw: I have a lwisp!!! lwisp!! lwisp!!

Squirrelflight: StarClan help me!!!!!!

(Back at Camp)

Hedgehogs: Please let us go home!!!!!! Please!!!!!

ThunderClan: NO.

Dovepaw: I don't want to eat hedgehog! They're too smelly. and STINKY.

Ivypaw: *whacks Dovepaw with tail*

Dovepaw: *faints*

ThunderClan: YAY!!!!

Hedgehogs: PLEASE LET US GO!!!!!!!

Bluestar: Well, we gotta go back! See ya! *poof*

Midnight: Me go back too. *poof*

Spiderleg: Why can't we poof too????

Ivypaw: *whacks Spiderleg with tail*

Graystripe: Where's Blossompaw and Squirrelflight????

Jayfeather: WHERE IS LEAFPOOL????? DID SHE RUN OFF WITH CROWFEATHER????? AGAIN????

Rainwhisker 00:18, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Squirrelflight: I am here. xD Do you want me? hheheheh xD

Blossompaw: Hi...

Squirrelflight: IDK. may be she did, may be she didnt

Squirrelflight: Is anybody here?

Leafpool: I had more kits with Crowfeater!

Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 21:47, July 1, 2010 (UTC) Have fun!

Leafpool: They're Crowkit, Leafkit and DieNightcloudkit! Aww, they're SOOO cute! *reaches paw to pet them, and DieNightcloudkit bits it off*

Crowfeather: That's my girl!

Leafpool: WTDF??

DieNightcloudkit: 'Cause YOU gave me a freaking retarded name!

Leafpool: STOP JUDGING ME! *becomes emo again*

Squirrelflight: More kits to pretend to be the mother of? YAY! *becomes a queen again* OH BRAMBLECLAW!!

Brambleclaw: W00TCOPTER! *discos until he falls off a cliff* Darnnit! MOMMY! *Goldenflower's ghost comes and yells at him to clean his room*

Sandstorm: I'm BETTER than all of you because spellcheck doesn't think my name is spelled wrong! HA!

ThunderClan: *becomes emo with Leafpool*

Leafpool: I feel accepted

) --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 22
41, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Moonflower: (*Shows up) I have come back to haunt you!!!!
Emo ThunderClan: WHY???!!! AND WHO ARE YOU??!!
Moonflower: I AM MOONFLOWER, BLUESTAR'S MOM!!! and, Because spellcheck doesn't think MY name is spelled wrong!! MUHAHAHA!!
Emo ThunderClan: o_0
Ivypaw: *Whacks Moonflower with tail*
Moonflower: *Faints*
Blossompaw: I have Iwisp! Iwisp! Iwisp!
Emo ThunderClan: 0_o
Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 21:03, July 2, 2010 (UTC) XD
Emo ThunderClan: We are emo. Leave us alone.
Squirrelflight: Wait...how do we even now how to be emo?
Jayfeather: Sticky's best friend nagahiga showed us how!
Emo ThunderClan: 0.o
Jayfeather: And he showed us a cat that's meaner than Blackstar!
Emo ThunderClan: O.O O.O O.O
Blackstar: What?! Russetfur! Go kill it!
Russetfur: In a family-friendly way?
Blackstar: Definitely not.
Russetfur: (evil grin)
Audience: Boooo!
Firestar: This isn't my fault!
Firestar's very small fan club: I'm leaving you!
Firestar: Noooo! Spottedleaf, come back!
Sandstorm: Hasta la vista!!!
Sticky: I need a fan club.
Jayfeather: I got jacket. And jacket has Sticky's face on it.
Sticky: I don't have a face.
ThunderClan that is too weird to be emo: 0.o
Daisy: I can be gangsta! (swears loudly)
Audience: Booo...
Jayfeather: I like jacket better than you! (throws Sticky in lake)

(S) - I love writng without a plot line!!! Mosswhisker & Steatlhfire 21:06, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Stickstar: NEW LEADER OF SHADOWCLAN!

Jayfeather: I feel rejected

Stickstar: You should be

Dr. Pathetic: Can I help you, Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: Um, stalker much?

Dr. Pathetic: Yes, Yes I am.

Stickstar: INVADE... um... Twolegplace?

ShadowClan: Sure. *attacks Twolegs*

Stickstar: I am enjoying this.

Dr. Pathetic: Nice Clan you got, Stickstar.

Stickstar: Go get your own crack fic!

Dr. Pathetic: =(

Leopard: =D

Entire Wiki: This is messed up.

Leopard: That was my goal!

Dustpelt: THUNDERCLAN, I AM YOUR FATHER!

Lionblaze: Um, with all your kits, you kinda are...

Dustpelt: FAMILY PICTURE! *blinds Clan with flash*\

Jayfeather: That UNblinded me!

Dustpelt: Oops. *Takes 2nd picture of Jafeather*

Jayfeather: Darn!

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 19:27, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hawkey: TIME FOR MY SPOOF!

HawkfROST: No, MINE!

Hawkey: Lemme give you a couple reasons why it is mine and not yours. 1., your name is spelled wrong. 2. you're dead. 3. YOU STOLE MY FREAKING NAME!!

Crowfeather: Hawkey, Ashfoot's screaming at me for no reason again. Come HELP!!!

Ashfoot: CROWFEATHER!! YOU ARE SUCH A HOT DOG THAT I WILL BE WILLING TO PUT MUSTARD ALL OVER YOUR CUTE LITTLE EARS!!!

Hawkey: Ashfoot GO GET A JOB!

Ashfoot: I like sugar on my guacamole, thank you very much.

Crowfeather: MOM QUIT EMBARRASSING ME!!!!! *goes crying back to his room*

Ashfoot: Where are the stairs? I swear, if I fall again, I will go drink pickle juice for the rest of Crowfeather's short, sad life.

Hawkey: Dang, Ashfoot. You are messed up. *leaves*

Crowfeather (in his room): Hey, kids! I'm posting a video of Ashfoot tripping over a ladybug on Facebook. Wanna see?

Kids in background: Aye, aye, CAPTAIN!

Pirate guy from Spongebob: *steals kids back* You are supposed to be doing that to ME! Not Crowfeather!

Little boy: Well you're just a painting of a head. Go away.

Kids: *giggle*

Crowfeather: S-I-M-P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. Come watch me put it down, SQUIRRELS, SQUIRRELS, come watch me put it... S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P! Wow, she had actual squirrels in her pants! We just got served.

Pirate guy: Impressive, I have to say. GET UP YOU FROOT LOOP! *throws Crowfeather out the window and back with Ashfoot*

Kids: Haahhahahhaha! You just got served BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER!!!

  • You can hear Crowfeather screaming in the background*

LOL, pretty good eh?

Rubberducky
Hawkfire98 - Rubber Ducky Maniac.
TALK - Do I look stupid to you? I thought so.
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21:21, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Candace: Oh, you are so busted for posting that video! Ashfoot! (runs away)

Phineas: Dude, I feel for you. (finds a way into the fifth dimension) (also leaves)

Ferb: I'm not leaving! I love Britain! I even have socks that say so!

Wiki: Somebody get out here and kill that Twoleg in a non-family friendly fashion now!

Ferncloud: I'll do it! (does so)

Audience: Boo!!!!!!

Scourge: Oh, man, I want to be her mate so bad right now!

Dustpelt: Why you—

Firestar: Ooh, catfight!

(S) - Yeah. Mosswhisker & Steatlhfire 01:06, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Clan:FIGHT, fIGHT, fIGHT, FIGHT!!

Audience: WTF?

ThunderClan: goes emo again

Lionblaze at Best Buy:Man! Their out of Flatscreens Loveable Candy 23:08, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Leafpool: Ahhh... I feel good agin.

Dustpelt: *Kills Scourge*

Ferncloud: waaaaaa! *Falls to her knees by scourge's side*

Dustpelt: I thought you liked me! *Sings Baby by justen beber*

ThunderClan *Covers ears*

Ferncloud: I. Am. Sooooo. Over. You.

Blackstar: Is someone being tortured without me?

Firestar: No, It's just Dustpelt singing.

Blackstar: *Screams like a little girl*

All Clans: o_0! Wow.....

Cinderpelt: I. Am. A. Shiny. Chicken.!

All Clans: We are all shiny chickens because we have shiny chicken syndrome. We will destroy all twolegs!

All Twolegs: AAAAAAAAA!!!!

Ken: Sasha?! Sasha?!

All Clans: 0_o???

Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 18:58, July 11, 2010 (UTC) Stickstar: I control all of you! Now make me some waffles!

Blossompaw: wat awr waffwls?

Stickstar: They are made of StarClan!

Squirrlflight: Ok! *Takes Spottedleaf down from the sky*

Spottedleaf: LET ME GO!!

Firestar: NOOOOO!! SPOTTEDLEAF!!

Sandstorm: O_O!!! GRRRRR!!

Spotedleaf and Silverstream: We am on our way to StarClan. Goodbye Graystripe and Firestar.

Graystripe: NOOOOOO!! SILVERSTREAM!!

Firestar: It happens, dude.

Milie: Oh, Poor Greystripe.

Graystripe: Both of you have always been too sympathetic! *Goes emo*

Leafpool: I want you to be my mate.

Crowfeather: HEY!

Firestar and Cinderpelt: We. Are. Shiny. Chickens. Mosstar101 I am trained in the ways of the elder. 12:46, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

Fiyahstar: IT'S CHA CHA TIME!

Clan: *does cha cha slide*

Fiyahstar: EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!

Blossomfall: Um, we don't have hands!

Fiyahstar: SHUT UP! *beams Blossomfall to another dimension with epic laser beam*

Millie: Oh. Mem. Gee.

Clan: 0.o

Molekit: *steals laser and accidently beams Spiderleg to different dimension*

IN ANOTHER DIMENSION-

Spiderleg: Where the heck am I????

Elmo: ELMO'S WORLD!

Spiderleg: OMG BUNNY! YUMMY FRESH-KILL FOR SPIDERLEG! *kills elmo and eats him and dies from radiation poisoning*

BACK IN THE "NORMAL" CLANS-

Ferncloud: NO! MY SON! *blows up Molekit by stabbing him with a unicorn*

Leopardkit: *smirks* --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 01:38, July 24, 2010 (UTC)


Ferncloud: *Trying to comfort herself* I am beautiful, no matter what they say....yes, words can't bring me down, no oh, so don't ya bring me down today....

Dustpelt: I CRY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ferncloud: *Cries* I hate heavy metal!

Dustpelt: Yeah, and I hate Christina Aguilera but you don't see me complaining!

Ferncloud: But you just did.

Spiderleg's Spirit: Now, now, calm down before the naughty wizard Hawkfrost comes to bite your tail, mother.

Ferncloud: *Sobs* But....but I don't like the naughty wizard Hawkfrost!

The Naughty Wizard Hawkfrost: *on a mp3 player* One two three not only you and me got one eighty degrees and I'm caught in between....Oh, sorry you guys, I was just singing this song I wrote....

Britney Spears: YOU DID NAWT WRITE THAT SUH-ONG! MY PEOPLE WROTE THAT SUH-ONG! TIME TO SUE YOU AND SHAVE YOUR HEAD!

The Naughty Wizard Hawkfrost: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Britney Spears: *Shaves his head and grabs a tattoo thingy gun inflicter or whatever* Now, do you want a ballerina or a pretty little fairy?

Brokenstar the Fairy: HOW DARE YOU DISHONOR ME! *Kills Britney Spears*

Jaimie Lynn Spears: You...you....you killed my sister!

Dustpelt: Yes, the fairy killed your psychopathic sister.

Jaimie Lynn Spears: .....Kewl. I've always wanted to do that to her!

Dustpelt: Kewl, let's go get very appropriate and non-alcoholic margaritas to celebrate!

Thornclaw: You killed my wife!

Fairy: ....yeah. Why do you care?

Thornclaw: Cuz I was planning to take her on a romantic trip to Antartica this midnight!

Ferncloud: Yeah.....she'll just love that!

Thornclaw: She would've.

Ferncloud: Riiiiiiiiiight.

Scourge: Hey Gifi's! Don't you luv my MJ outfit! *Does a Michael Jackson-esque dance*

Ferncloud: Um....

Spiderleg's Spirit: Very good Scourge, very good *claps*

Scourge: *Gets down on one knee* Oh, Ferncloud, I have always loved you! Will you marry me?

Ferncloud: Yay! For once, Daisy doesn't get what she wants!

Daisy: *Pops out of nowhere* Oh! I don't want Scourge, silly. I want Firestar.

Firestar: Yayeth.

Spottedleaf, Sandstorm, Cinderpelt: Oh no you don't! *Maul Daisy*

Daisy: Ow.

Cinderpelt: Oh yeah, that's right, I went there! *Stumbles, winces at leg* Owwy!

Sandstorm: Yeah, I went there, I stayed there, I slept there, and I left there!

Spottedleaf: What! *Does bellyslam with Sandstorm*

Emo ThunderClan: NOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE KILLED OUR AWESOME ONE!

S, S, and C: ???

Emo ThunderClan: WE LOVE DAISY MORE THAN KNIVEs!

S, S, and C: Um....

Emo ThunderClan: DIE! *Murders S, S, and C*

Cinderpelt: My leg!

Spottedleaf: My awesomeness!

Sandstorm: My....my tongue!

The Naughty Wizard Hawkfrost: ....Oh, now that's just wrong.

Silverstream: I know, right?

*Hawkfrost and Silverstream flirt for hours.....and hours.....and hours......AND HOURS.....and - *

Silverstream: Yeah, we get it, we flirted for hours, okay?

Feathertail: You are a mean cheating mommy! *Sucks dew claw*

Crowfeather: There, there, honey, just ignore it and it will all go away.....

Mysterious voices: Away.....away......

Emo ThunderClan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY! *Die*

Feathertail: o_0 AH!


Lol Clover 16:05, July 24, 2010 (UTC) Feathertail:*Runs away*

Mysterious voices:*chase her*

Feathertail:Wait a second. How can voices chase me?

Author:How'bout we make it Shiny chickens

Shiny Chickens:*Disco*

Leopardstar:AH! DISCO! *Dies again*

Feathertail:I'm waiting.

Shiny Chickens:*eat Mallownose*

Author:I'm not even writing this story! Brambleclaw is!

Brambleclaw:*Evil grin and steals keyboard*

Author:*Chased Brambleclaw and Onestar to England*

Feathertail:*Slowly dies of boredom*

Jayfeather:*In feathertails dreams* Hi!

Feathertail:AHH Kreepy dream! *Mauls Jayfeather*

Jayfeather:*is mauled*

Onestar:*kills the queen of England*

Brambleclaw:WTF!

Onestar:*is queen*

Scourge:*does moonwalk*

Daisy:Am I the only sane cat here?

Tigger:Yes.

Daisy:AHH! Tigger! *jumps into lake and dies*

Clans and Author:YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Shiny Chickens:Do a little dance -hey hey- make a little love -hey hey- get down tonight -do do do- Get down tonight -do do dee- LOLSnickersNo, Silverkit, you cannot hear NightClan snoring 13:48, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Erin Hunters: OMG!! WHat happened here?

Firestar: A LOT!! Where were you guys?

Vicky H.: Um...partying.

Bumblestripe: Without me!?!?

Briarlight: You did this to me!!! *glances towards her legs*

Chickens: We should get going. See ya, suckers!

Erin Hunters: oh no you don't!! *kill the fleeing chickens*

Vicky H.: I must kill every cat and chicken in my stories!! Muahaha!!!

Everybody there besides Vicky: 0_o X 1,000,000

Honeyrose: Odd...I'm glad I'm not in Warriors!!

Everybody else: WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?

Honeyrose: The one and only Honeyrose!!

Erin Hunters: I love that name!! *steal name for future book*

Honeyrose34: MUST THEY ALWAYS STEAL MY NAMES!?!?!?

Erin Hunters: When did we steal your names? When was the last one??

Honeyrose34: Fading Echoes; Blossomfall. (It's true! See, Tigerstrike:His Life as a Warrior)

Blossomfall: I thought I was a one-and-only named cat! Unlike Molekit...

Molekit: HEY!!!

Blossomfall, the original: WRONG,SUCKA!!

Honeyrose34: Man, guys! This is crazy!

-- Honeyrose34 Long Live Warriors!

Yellowheart: * Appears out of no where * Hi! Jclay251 made me!

Sandstorm: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yellowheart: Umm, if your laughing about me and Firestar having kits have fun.

Sandstorm: HAHAHAH- * Glares at Yellowheart *

Yellowheart: * Grabs three kits * This is Rockkit, this is Waterkit,and this is Popcornkit!

Sandstorm: WTH?

Popcornkit: * Walks out of camp unoticed *

Graystripe: ...

Yellowheart: Where's Popcornkit?

At twoleg house...

Popcornkit: Waiting,waiting,waiting,waiting

Twoleg child 1: EVERYONE IN MY BEDROOM! THERE'S A SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All twolegs: * Go into twoleg child 1's bedroom *

Popcornkit: Yes! My plan worked! * Jumps into twoleg house *

Popcornkit: * Looks at bag of popcorn * * Grabs bag of popcorn *

Twoleg child 1: * Walks out of his bedroom * Phew, I- GIVE MEH POPCORN BACK YOU BEAST!!!!!

Popcornkit: * Runs out window *

Popcornkit: * Runs to a bush and hides in bush * Now I can eat in peace! * Eats popcorn in peace *


Back at ThunderClan Camp...


Waterkit: I BORED!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sandstorm: * Eye twiches with Waterkit still screaming AHH! *

Firestar: WHO IS GOING TO BABYSIT WATERKIT?!?

All of ThunderClan exept Tigerstar who is somehow alive: * Steps back in time to not be chosen leaving Tigerstar *

Tigerstar: Crud.

ThunderClan: YAYYAYAY!

Yeah, my first spoof, not really good.--Jclay251 17:49, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Firestar: Tigerstar's ghost, please babysit Waterkit.

Tigerstar: WTH?

Firestar: Um, Hello? Tigerstar's ghost?

Tigerstar: I not a ghost!

All Clans: WTH?

Tigerstar: Hey Firestar, can I tell Waterkit scary stories?

Firestar: No.

LOL --Jclay251 20:23, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

  • Daisy walks in* I am a pretty princess unicorn! I eat all day, and then I get fat!

Foxpaw:*whispering to Toadpaw* Cross out the pretty, princess and unicorn parts, then I think that sums her up pretty well.

  • Spiderleg pops in* No, she's already fat.*pops out*

Toadpaw:You do know that you're talking about my mother, right?

Foxpaw:Yeah....

Toadpaw:True or False? Berrynose's brain is the size of a beetle.

  • jeopardy music starts playing*

Foxpaw:Uh... true.

Toadpaw:NOPE! It's even smaller.

IN RIVERCLAN....

Mothwing:Which Clanmate to kill today with my infamous medicine cat skills... Hollowpaw! I had a hunch that he was training with the Dark Forest cats that I don't even really believe in! I will control him with my evil powers from the evil place called the Dark Forest. (which I don't believe in.)

  • sends out brain waves to Hollowpaw.* I want you to steal a stick from the bottom of the lake that has sratches all over it.

..........

Mothwing:*evil laugh* I love mai sticky.

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE...

Jayfeather:*mauls Hollowpaw*

Snickers We will, we will, rock you... 15:47, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

At the forest...

Tigerstar: And then a huge ball of moss killed me. THE END!

Waterkit: AHHHHH!

LOL, All i could wright was that, bye! --Jclay251 20:43, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

Hedgehog 1: -tap dances in air-

Firestar: AHHHHHHHH

Hedgehog 2: Whut was that

Hedgehog 1: Dunno -shrugs--tapdances-


Antpelt stalked through the fores,t intent on his prey. His noise twitched as he scented the pungent smell of a toad. Delicious, he thought. He took a moment and then-

Firestar- What bthe crap is that?!?!?!

Sandstorm- Oh, yeah. Arti only read the first half of this so she doesn't know what's going on.

Arti- Duuur....I can only count to three!

Leafpool- *sneaks by with DieNightkit's body in a bag* I'm going to the lake to...um...hunt. Yeah, hunt. *leaves*

Crowfeather- Get your names spell-checked here! See if you're better then your Clanmates!

Long line of cats - *cheers*

Antpelt growled, "I know I'm better then you guys! I can talk properly and stuff. Suckers! I can count to three, Arti, LOSER!"

Antpelt suddenly exploded.

Arti - That's better. Now I can concentrate....1....2.....GAH!


Sorry it's so short, I have to go. Bye! ----ArtiCloudy Days... 16:57, April 17, 2011 (UTC)



Leafpool: *whining* I think I'm having kits again. Jayfeather: Great, now there's more kin. Scarletstar: *swoops in and kills Firestar* NOW BRAMBLECLAW'S LEADER! YAY! ThunderClan: *cheers* Leafpool: OWWWWWW! *having kits* Dovepaw: Aww, kits! *perfect* Scarletstar: DIE! *slashes neck* Leafpool: Just what clan are you from? Scarletstar: CrescentClan. I was sent by StarClan to kill kitty-sues and tommy-stues. ThunderClan: HURRAH FOR SCARLETSTAR! Rainbowflight: HUZZAH! --Wishes for Freedom; Wish of Freedom Syndicate 22:43, May 9, 2011 (UTC)----Wishy


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Jayfeather: LeafPool,what are you gonna name you new kits * face paw * LeafPool: * has kits * Horsekit,Firekit, and SandStormismoreevilthenScourgekit. FireStar: Im Alive,I had about 6 lives left, lost track.Soooo Bramble get away from my den!! Daisy: Im back and i'm still a gangster * acts gangsterish * JayFeather: FREE PROPHECIES .... Like I have anymore things to do with my fox dunged life. Firetar: Me!!!!!!!!!!! JayFeather: Again!!!???!!!,well ,ok.Umm * gets a prophecies * SpottedLeaf will mate you in the sky. Sandstrom: Naaa grandson!!!!!!! SpottedLeaf: * has kits with FireStar from sTARcLAN * Starkit,Moonkit and IBETSandStormisjelaousekit. SandStorm: I hate you all * goes emo *

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Firestar: I am.....BACK!! And now I've got a new mate: BIGFOOT!! And Bigfoot won't kill me because I used to be mates with Sandstorm and Spottedleaf!!

Puppy: HEY!! I thought I was Bigfoot's mate!! *Jumps and tries to maul with cute puppy eyes*

FirestAR: AHHHH I'm being mauled by the cutest puppy in the world!!

Emo ThunderClan: AWWWW!!! Wook at the cute pwuppy that's mwauling Firestar!!

Sandstorm: NOOO!!! MY LOVE!!!!

Wolfivy: *takes some popcorn and sits down*

IBETSSandstormisjealouskit: I HATE YOU SPOTTEDLEAF!!!!!!!

Spottedleaf: NO HE MY LOVE, RIGHTS FIRESTAR??

Bigfoot: LiARS!! HES MY MATE!!

bigfoot Puppy: LOOKY!! Mommy's mauling Daddy's new boyfriend!! *gets popcorn and sits down next to Wolfivy*

Bigfoot: Wait, Firestar's a boy??

Firestar: Wait, Bigfoot's a boy??

Everybody Except Sandstorm: EWWWWWWW

Sandstorm: Does that mean that you'll be my mate now?

Bigfoot: Sure!

Sandstorm: *goes and has a kit*

Bigfoot: Let's name it Bigfoot Kitten!!

Bigfoot Puppy: *stands around cradle* YAY I GOT A NEW SISTER!!

Sandstorm: *ignores Bigfoot Puppy* NO!! Let's name it... BIgfootkit!

Puppy: *weeps*

Cloudtail: SNOW!! ITS SNOWING IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY!!

Everybody: o.0

Hoep you like it! Wolfivy 22:08, January 13, 2012 (UTC)



Sandstorm: Aww, look at wittle Bigfootkit! Hes so cuuuuuuuuute!!!

Bigfootkit: *mauls Sandstorm*

Sandstorm: I will get REVENGE!! *goes and is emo with Leafpool*

Leafpool: I've got a friend!

Sandstom: OMG GURL BFFL'S!

   *start texting each other even though they are right beside each other*

Firestar: I need a bffl!!

Cinderpelt & Spottedleaf: ME!! ME!!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Firestar: Hey, aren't both of you dead?

Cinderpelt: *bawls* QUIT JUDGING ME!!!!!

Cloudtail: SNOW!! IT'S SNOWING IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY!!!!!!!!

Haha! (Made by the poor acountless girl Nightshimmer)

Jayfeather: Somebody stole my cookies, and whoever did, they are going down. Mr. Stick did you take them?

Mr. Stick: No. I would NEVER take your precious cookies. *Hides something behind it's back.*

Jayfeather: They are moss flavored, covered in mold, and it has deathberries in it.

Lionblaze: I FOUND COFFEE!!!!! EWWWWWWWWW I ATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

<nowiki>Sorry I did my best ~~~~I am awesome

Frestar: now the alpacalypse will start mwaahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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