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This is a spoof that all of my friends can edit! YAY! (By friends I mean like, this whole wiki?)

Apparently this day is the day that we're all going on camp. Yes, camp.

Lyrix: I need a frap. Like, right now. Be right back, I'll get that new drink!

Coco: BRING ME WITH YOU -tackles Lyrix-

Lyrix: GET YOUR OWN MONEY ROBBER -kicks Coco in the shin-

Coco: OWW YOU MEAN -cries-

Lyrix: JUST- ugh fine come on -helps Coco up-

Moo: Oh hey! -has a cup of caramel coffee in hand- What are you two doing...?

Pumpkin: -runs over- Sorry, that darn bus was late. Dogfood and Flame are coming.

Flame: Hi! Are y'all gettin' Starbucks?

Dogfood: EWW! DON'T BRING ME IN THERE!

Lyrix: Yeah... well technically it's just me, Ella, Goldie and Coco -cough cough-

-everyone gets into Starbucks (Dogfood gets dragged by Lyrix) and sees the whole wiki sitting in there-

Lyrix: HI EVERYONE!

Stork: -waves- We left you guys eight seats! -takes a sip of hot chocolate-

Blazey: Oh hey Dogfood, how's life going?

Brams: -is very chill and takes a sip of peppermint coffee-

Lyrix: Let's get our orders! -marches over to counter-

Starbucks Worker called Fanny: Hello, how may I help you?

Lyrix: IwantaSanta'sHatDarkChocolateFrapintallsize,lessweet,atonofcreamandalsopleaseaddablackcurrantjell-osculptureofacatwithabushytailandit'ssitting.

Fanny: O-o could you please repeat that?

Lyrix: -facepalm and uses megaphone- I WANT A SANTA'S HAT DARK CHOCOLATE FRAP IN TALL SIZE, LESS SWEET, A TON OF WHIPPED CREAM, RED V3ELVET CRUMBS, LIKE 2 KG OF THEM AND ALSO PLEASE ADD A BLACKCURRANT JELL-O SCULPTURE OF A CAT WITH A BUSHY TAIL SITTING.

Fanny: Okay...?

Another Worker called Cally: Sorry, Fanny is really slow. How may I help you, next customer? -points at Coco-

Coco: I WANT A STRAWBERRY AND VANILLA FRAP WITH A TON OF WHIPPED CREAM AND 0.5KG OF RAINBOW SPRINKLES. ALSO PUT 5 DOUBLE CHOCOLATE OREOS IN.

Cally: Hmm, okay? -is working in light speed-

Fanny: NEXT!

Ella: I want a cup of nothing with mint chocolate sprinkles and a gallon of whipped cream.

Cally: NEXT!

Goldie: I WANT A CUP OF CREAM CHEESE MOCKTAIL. EXTREMELY CREAMY WITH RED VELVET CRUMBS.

Fanny: NEXT!!!

Dogfood: Nothing.

Fanny: Whaddyou mean, nothing? This is Starbucks!

Dogfood: SHUT UP, YOU WORK AT A PLACE THAT IS OVERRATED, OVERPRICED, AND YOU HAVE TERRIBLE HOT CHOCOLATE

Fanny: Um............NEXT!!!

Dogfood: *throws a coffee mug at Fanny and walks away* I WAS NEVER HERE!

Lyrix: -drags Dogfood back- SIT THERE OR ELSE NO JELL-O

Dogfood: FINE -sits next to Stork-

Flame: Gimme a match I'll light this place on FIAHHHH

Pumpkin: Excuse me, I thought we were supposed to go on camp, not this trashed place.

Lyrix: Nuh-uh, this is a portable caravan coffeeshop! NOW DRIVER, BRING US TO THE DARN CAMPSITE!

Goldie: O-O

-4 non-users hops in-

George: Sup I'm George, not Georgia -cough cough-

Shannon: I'm Spring! So bouncy!

Charlotte: Call me Flamezy

Aqua: im just aqua who loves avenger i guess

Lyrix: Uhhhh, I thought this was a user only- BUT I SHIP CHLOPHNE (aqua and goldie)

George: WHY YOU NO LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND COME WITH YOU

Dogfood & Pumpkin: I SHIP IT -carry in the shrine- I SHIP ITTTT!!!

Lyrix: Fine

Flame: -pops up with a freshly brewed vanilla coffee in hand- I love vanilla coffee

Lyrix: JUST GET A DARN MOVE ON, DRIVER! DO YOU NEED ME TO DRIVE?!

Driver: O-o -starts driving to the campsite in full speed-

Ella: AHHHHHH I HATE ROLLERCOASTERS -hides behind the admins- SAVE ME

Goldie: -facepalm-

George: Wow what a (BLEEP)- wait what the (BLEEP)? why am I being bleeped?

Firey: This is supposed to be a kids-friendly environment, since there are 13-year-olds here. -clears throat-

Wetty: Well, nice to meet you!

Brighty: Well could you ask Ella to get off me first? I hate homophobes

Rainbear: -shrugs- Ask Lyrix to, aren't they best friends?

Lyrix: ELLA GET THE (BLEEP) OFF, YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE

Ella: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A HOMOPHOBE? IT'S JUST A WIKI ON WRITING ABOUT CATS!

Lyrix: WELL AT LEAST 1/4 OF US ARE GAY HERE -sorry if this is wrong, cough cough-

Flamezy: Well I'm not

Spring: It's obvious that Lyrix is gay, just look at her userpage

Lyrix: Wait didn't I only say I'm cis???

Flamezy: WHAT THE HECK WHY IS THERE A SIG ABOUT-

Lyrix: oh shoot -immediately requests for a deletion of Raven Storm-

George: IDFC BECAUSE LYRIX IS MAH GERL NO ONE SHULD TOUCH HER

Lyrix: Geez u too overprotective but I don't care

Nightstar: I LOVE RAINBOWS! WHO WANTS A RAINBOW FLAG??? -throws rainbow flags everywhere-

Lyrix: YAY PRIDE PARTY!!!! -gets a cup of rainbow coffee-

Ella: EWW I HATE RAINBOWS THEY SO BABYISH

Everyone: WELL RAINBOWS ARE NICE ON YOU SO YOU ARE BABYISH

Lyrix: -wraps herself like a sushi roll with a huge pride flag-

George: OMG I NEED ONE

Stork: Great, any rainbow tophats avaliable for sale?

Nightstar: Here! -whips out a limited edition rainbow tophat with Peridorito's hand sticking out-

Lyrix: DRIVER IS THE CARAVAN EVEN MOVING? -looks out of window- Holy crud, it's flying! Where to?

Driver: To the campsite in the far ends of Hong Kong!

Lyrix: Weren't we in Hong Kong already??? -checks timezone watch- DRIVER YOU IDIOT YOU'RE HEADING TOWARDS USA!

George: LET ME DRIVE YOU (bleep) MORON -punches Driver's stomach and sits on the seat and starts to steer the caravan-

-everyone's coffee topples over-

Brams: George would you please drive safely? Coffee is everywhere.

Lyrix: GEORGE YOU UNSAFE LITTLE B- PERSON -gets teleporter and teleports caravan to the campsite- There! Now, get off this coffee-stained cafe!

Blazey: Where did Dogfood go-

Nightstar: I HATE WARRIORFAN123 -takes a rainbow bag and attempts to strangle Blazey-

Moo: WOAH CHILL NIGHT

Coco: -drags Night off Blazey- CHILL NIGHTY

Lyrix: See that dormitory over there? Now, let's abandon this useless caravan and get over there!

Dogfood: BRING ME OUT OF STARBUCKS -runs out-

Pumpkin: this smells (BLEEP) terrible -gets out-

-everyone gets out-

Lyrix: Oh, yeah, summer camp is gonna be fun.

(So basically, 6 ppl per group. 24 ppl included in this fic, so there are 4 groups. MY MATH IS SO GOOD)

(In room A...)

George: -yawn- this bed better be good

Lyrix: I don't care, as long as you don't steal my covers or kick me off the bed!

Spring: Well, I'm sleeping with Flamezy.

Flamezy: I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WANTED TO! But I don't care who I'm gonna sleep with anyways.

Aqua: I'm fine 'bout sleepin' with my babe.l

Goldie: I don't care.

Ella: eww my babe???

Lyrix: -sits on bed and takes phone and earphones out- let's listen to some music.

George: -sets up a ton of chargers- Is this enough for you guys? By the way, I took this stuff from your bags.

-everyone nods-

Flamezy: I have to go on EggCave.

Spring: I'm going to watch this new soccer match!

Ella: I'm watching YouTube.

Goldie: Same here.

Aqua: Ditto

Lyrix: -whispers to George- Wanna watch Junjou Romantica so we can activate our inner fangirls?

George: OH MY GOD YES.

(In room 2...)

Dogfood: -eats longans- I'm lucky this place has free longans!

Pumpkin: Now, I'm going to watch YouTube and comment how cringey is LeafyIsHere.

Flame: I'm going on Wattpad...

Coco: Guys, can we actually talk about who's gonna sleep with who????

Nightstar: With Coco. -sets bag next to Coco's bed-

Flame: Uhh... I don't care.

Pumpkin: I don't really mind.

Moo: Me neither.

Dogfood: can i sleep with my longans?

Moo: We can sleep separately, y'know. The beds aren't sticking together or anything. Just separate them!

(Back to Room 1)

Ella: PILLOW FIGHT IN 3, 2, 1!!!! -throws pillow at Lyrix's head-

Lyrix: -doesn't budge and has her eyes glued onto the screen of her laptop-

Spring: TAKE MY DARTH VADER PILLOW -throws at Ella-

Goldie: EEVEE EEVEE EEVEE EEVEE EEVEE PILLOW -throws Eevee pillow at Ella but misses and hits the wall-

Aqua: -throws Batman pillow at Spring as epic music plays-

George: FREAKING STOP. -slams laptop shut-

Ella: PARTY POOPER -proceeds to continue- TAKE MY STORMTROOPER PILLOW -throws at Flamezy-

Flamezy: TAKE MY HARRY POTTER FACE PILLOW THEN -throws at Ella's stomach with a perfect aim- My basketball practice is wwwwwworth it! -whips out Percy Jackson pillow- I NEED THIS.

Ella: ANAKIN IS SO HOT

Lyrix: eww hell no

Flamezy: yea he isn't hot

George: -slams Kenny McCormick pillow at Spring- IF YOU THINK ANAKIN IS HOT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

Spring: B-but that was Ella

George: wait wat

(In Room 3...) Brams: -calmly plays A Thousand Years and dies-

Stork: -revives Brams- I can't live without you m8 don't die

Blazey: Why do I feel someone having a Percy Jackson-Star Wars-Harry Potter pillow fight???

Sea: -eats a toasted marshmallow aka Rainy- wait why does this taste like bunny meat?!

Rainy: BC THAT'S ME -turns to her human form-

Sea: oh holy cow I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A TOASTED MARSHMALLOW

(Back to Room 2.)

Moo: HAMILTON IS LIFE

Night: im undertrash bleh -watches StacyPlays-

(To Room 1, which is a complete disaster)

-pillow fight ends-

Ella: -glasses are half broken- That makeout session with the Anakin pillow was great!

Spring: I taped it.

Ella: SHANNON.

Lyrix: Yeah well as long as you save that video, I'm not going to kill you.

George: eurghbleh -gags at the horrific sight of Ella's pink pajamas-

Lyrix: -silently and unnoticably sneaks hand over to George's to hold hands-

George: Bein' gay in yo face bruh

Ella: ewwwwwww gay stuff is contagious

Flamezy: No. It isn't. I recently came out as bi. You homophobe

Aqua: I'm just gonna casually kiss Goldie even if she's straight -kisses Goldie-

Goldie: -blushes- I'm not straight. -tackles Aqua with a hug-

Lyrix: #Chlophne4Lyfe. You don't know how cute are they together.

Spring: but how about meeee? i wuv you flamezy

Flamezy: whut lol i wuv u tu spring

Lyrix: MY SHIPS ARE COMING TRUE

George: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY LYRIX -flips Ella off-

Ella: eww no i hate gays

Lyrix: So you mean that you prefer straight women? That's sad.

(Since the admins are so chill i really have nothing to write about them lol)

(Room 2!)

Night: I'm a garlic bread! I'm a balout! I'm whatever Dogfood eats!

Dogfood: -continues to eat free longans for 10 hours-

Night: Okay, I'm a longan!

Coco: DRINK MEEEE I'M A HOT MUG OF COCOPELT

Flame: I have my own vanilla coffee

Moo: what on earth is going on

Night: I'm vanilla coffee! I'm a hot mug of Cocopelt!

Dogfood: -throws shrine out of the window- Lyrix and George broke up. I'm gonna eat longans again.

(Room...3?)

Brams: -continues to play A Thousand Years but since Stork is here, she can't die-

Sea: Srsly Rainy please stop turning into a toasted marshmallow!

Rainbear: b-but i'm one

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