This is a spoof that all of my friends can edit! YAY! (By friends I mean like, this whole wiki?)
Apparently this day is the day that we're all going on camp. Yes, camp.
Lyrix: I need a frap. Like, right now. Be right back, I'll get that new drink!
Coco: BRING ME WITH YOU -tackles Lyrix-
Lyrix: GET YOUR OWN MONEY ROBBER -kicks Coco in the shin-
Coco: OWW YOU MEAN -cries-
Lyrix: JUST- ugh fine come on -helps Coco up-
Moo: Oh hey! -has a cup of caramel coffee in hand- What are you two doing...?
Pumpkin: -runs over- Sorry, that darn bus was late. Dogfood and Flame are coming.
Flame: Hi! Are y'all gettin' Starbucks?
Dogfood: EWW! DON'T BRING ME IN THERE!
Lyrix: Yeah... well technically it's just me, Ella, Goldie and Coco -cough cough-
-everyone gets into Starbucks (Dogfood gets dragged by Lyrix) and sees the whole wiki sitting in there-
Lyrix: HI EVERYONE!
Stork: -waves- We left you guys eight seats! -takes a sip of hot chocolate-
Blazey: Oh hey Dogfood, how's life going?
Brams: -is very chill and takes a sip of peppermint coffee-
Lyrix: Let's get our orders! -marches over to counter-
Starbucks Worker called Fanny: Hello, how may I help you?
Fanny: O-o could you please repeat that?
Lyrix: -facepalm and uses megaphone- I WANT A SANTA'S HAT DARK CHOCOLATE FRAP IN TALL SIZE, LESS SWEET, A TON OF WHIPPED CREAM, RED V3ELVET CRUMBS, LIKE 2 KG OF THEM AND ALSO PLEASE ADD A BLACKCURRANT JELL-O SCULPTURE OF A CAT WITH A BUSHY TAIL SITTING.
Another Worker called Cally: Sorry, Fanny is really slow. How may I help you, next customer? -points at Coco-
Coco: I WANT A STRAWBERRY AND VANILLA FRAP WITH A TON OF WHIPPED CREAM AND 0.5KG OF RAINBOW SPRINKLES. ALSO PUT 5 DOUBLE CHOCOLATE OREOS IN.
Cally: Hmm, okay? -is working in light speed-
Ella: I want a cup of nothing with mint chocolate sprinkles and a gallon of whipped cream.
Goldie: I WANT A CUP OF CREAM CHEESE MOCKTAIL. EXTREMELY CREAMY WITH RED VELVET CRUMBS.
Fanny: Whaddyou mean, nothing? This is Starbucks!
Dogfood: SHUT UP, YOU WORK AT A PLACE THAT IS OVERRATED, OVERPRICED, AND YOU HAVE TERRIBLE HOT CHOCOLATE
Dogfood: *throws a coffee mug at Fanny and walks away* I WAS NEVER HERE!
Lyrix: -drags Dogfood back- SIT THERE OR ELSE NO JELL-O
Dogfood: FINE -sits next to Stork-
Flame: Gimme a match I'll light this place on FIAHHHH
Pumpkin: Excuse me, I thought we were supposed to go on camp, not this trashed place.
Lyrix: Nuh-uh, this is a portable caravan coffeeshop! NOW DRIVER, BRING US TO THE DARN CAMPSITE!
-4 non-users hops in-
George: Sup I'm George, not Georgia -cough cough-
Shannon: I'm Spring! So bouncy!
Charlotte: Call me Flamezy
Aqua: im just aqua who loves avenger i guess
Lyrix: Uhhhh, I thought this was a user only- BUT I SHIP CHLOPHNE (aqua and goldie)
George: WHY YOU NO LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND COME WITH YOU
Dogfood & Pumpkin: I SHIP IT -carry in the shrine- I SHIP ITTTT!!!
Flame: -pops up with a freshly brewed vanilla coffee in hand- I love vanilla coffee
Lyrix: JUST GET A DARN MOVE ON, DRIVER! DO YOU NEED ME TO DRIVE?!
Driver: O-o -starts driving to the campsite in full speed-
Ella: AHHHHHH I HATE ROLLERCOASTERS -hides behind the admins- SAVE ME
George: Wow what a (BLEEP)- wait what the (BLEEP)? why am I being bleeped?
Firey: This is supposed to be a kids-friendly environment, since there are 13-year-olds here. -clears throat-
Wetty: Well, nice to meet you!
Brighty: Well could you ask Ella to get off me first? I hate homophobes
Rainbear: -shrugs- Ask Lyrix to, aren't they best friends?
Lyrix: ELLA GET THE (BLEEP) OFF, YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBE
Ella: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BEING A HOMOPHOBE? IT'S JUST A WIKI ON WRITING ABOUT CATS!
Lyrix: WELL AT LEAST 1/4 OF US ARE GAY HERE -sorry if this is wrong, cough cough-
Flamezy: Well I'm not
Spring: It's obvious that Lyrix is gay, just look at her userpage
Lyrix: Wait didn't I only say I'm cis???
Flamezy: WHAT THE HECK WHY IS THERE A SIG ABOUT-
Lyrix: oh shoot -immediately requests for a deletion of Raven Storm-
George: IDFC BECAUSE LYRIX IS MAH GERL NO ONE SHULD TOUCH HER
Lyrix: Geez u too overprotective but I don't care
Nightstar: I LOVE RAINBOWS! WHO WANTS A RAINBOW FLAG??? -throws rainbow flags everywhere-
Lyrix: YAY PRIDE PARTY!!!! -gets a cup of rainbow coffee-
Ella: EWW I HATE RAINBOWS THEY SO BABYISH
Everyone: WELL RAINBOWS ARE NICE ON YOU SO YOU ARE BABYISH
Lyrix: -wraps herself like a sushi roll with a huge pride flag-
George: OMG I NEED ONE
Stork: Great, any rainbow tophats avaliable for sale?
Nightstar: Here! -whips out a limited edition rainbow tophat with Peridorito's hand sticking out-
Lyrix: DRIVER IS THE CARAVAN EVEN MOVING? -looks out of window- Holy crud, it's flying! Where to?
Driver: To the campsite in the far ends of Hong Kong!
Lyrix: Weren't we in Hong Kong already??? -checks timezone watch- DRIVER YOU IDIOT YOU'RE HEADING TOWARDS USA!
George: LET ME DRIVE YOU (bleep) MORON -punches Driver's stomach and sits on the seat and starts to steer the caravan-
-everyone's coffee topples over-
Brams: George would you please drive safely? Coffee is everywhere.
Lyrix: GEORGE YOU UNSAFE LITTLE B- PERSON -gets teleporter and teleports caravan to the campsite- There! Now, get off this coffee-stained cafe!
Blazey: Where did Dogfood go-
Nightstar: I HATE WARRIORFAN123 -takes a rainbow bag and attempts to strangle Blazey-
Moo: WOAH CHILL NIGHT
Coco: -drags Night off Blazey- CHILL NIGHTY
Lyrix: See that dormitory over there? Now, let's abandon this useless caravan and get over there!
Dogfood: BRING ME OUT OF STARBUCKS -runs out-
Pumpkin: this smells (BLEEP) terrible -gets out-
-everyone gets out-
Lyrix: Oh, yeah, summer camp is gonna be fun.
(So basically, 6 ppl per group. 24 ppl included in this fic, so there are 4 groups. MY MATH IS SO GOOD)
(In room A...)
George: -yawn- this bed better be good
Lyrix: I don't care, as long as you don't steal my covers or kick me off the bed!
Spring: Well, I'm sleeping with Flamezy.
Flamezy: I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WANTED TO! But I don't care who I'm gonna sleep with anyways.
Aqua: I'm fine 'bout sleepin' with my babe.l
Goldie: I don't care.
Ella: eww my babe???
Lyrix: -sits on bed and takes phone and earphones out- let's listen to some music.
George: -sets up a ton of chargers- Is this enough for you guys? By the way, I took this stuff from your bags.
Flamezy: I have to go on EggCave.
Spring: I'm going to watch this new soccer match!
Ella: I'm watching YouTube.
Goldie: Same here.
Lyrix: -whispers to George- Wanna watch Junjou Romantica so we can activate our inner fangirls?
George: OH MY GOD YES.
(In room 2...)
Dogfood: -eats longans- I'm lucky this place has free longans!
Pumpkin: Now, I'm going to watch YouTube and comment how cringey is LeafyIsHere.
Flame: I'm going on Wattpad...
Coco: Guys, can we actually talk about who's gonna sleep with who????
Nightstar: With Coco. -sets bag next to Coco's bed-
Flame: Uhh... I don't care.
Pumpkin: I don't really mind.
Moo: Me neither.
Dogfood: can i sleep with my longans?
Moo: We can sleep separately, y'know. The beds aren't sticking together or anything. Just separate them!
(Back to Room 1)
Ella: PILLOW FIGHT IN 3, 2, 1!!!! -throws pillow at Lyrix's head-
Lyrix: -doesn't budge and has her eyes glued onto the screen of her laptop-
Spring: TAKE MY DARTH VADER PILLOW -throws at Ella-
Goldie: EEVEE EEVEE EEVEE EEVEE EEVEE PILLOW -throws Eevee pillow at Ella but misses and hits the wall-
Aqua: -throws Batman pillow at Spring as epic music plays-
George: FREAKING STOP. -slams laptop shut-
Ella: PARTY POOPER -proceeds to continue- TAKE MY STORMTROOPER PILLOW -throws at Flamezy-
Flamezy: TAKE MY HARRY POTTER FACE PILLOW THEN -throws at Ella's stomach with a perfect aim- My basketball practice is wwwwwworth it! -whips out Percy Jackson pillow- I NEED THIS.
Ella: ANAKIN IS SO HOT
Lyrix: eww hell no
Flamezy: yea he isn't hot
George: -slams Kenny McCormick pillow at Spring- IF YOU THINK ANAKIN IS HOT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
Spring: B-but that was Ella
George: wait wat
(In Room 3...) Brams: -calmly plays A Thousand Years and dies-
Stork: -revives Brams- I can't live without you m8 don't die
Blazey: Why do I feel someone having a Percy Jackson-Star Wars-Harry Potter pillow fight???
Sea: -eats a toasted marshmallow aka Rainy- wait why does this taste like bunny meat?!
Rainy: BC THAT'S ME -turns to her human form-
Sea: oh holy cow I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE A TOASTED MARSHMALLOW
(Back to Room 2.)
Moo: HAMILTON IS LIFE
Night: im undertrash bleh -watches StacyPlays-
(To Room 1, which is a complete disaster)
-pillow fight ends-
Ella: -glasses are half broken- That makeout session with the Anakin pillow was great!
Spring: I taped it.
Lyrix: Yeah well as long as you save that video, I'm not going to kill you.
George: eurghbleh -gags at the horrific sight of Ella's pink pajamas-
Lyrix: -silently and unnoticably sneaks hand over to George's to hold hands-
George: Bein' gay in yo face bruh
Ella: ewwwwwww gay stuff is contagious
Flamezy: No. It isn't. I recently came out as bi. You homophobe
Aqua: I'm just gonna casually kiss Goldie even if she's straight -kisses Goldie-
Goldie: -blushes- I'm not straight. -tackles Aqua with a hug-
Lyrix: #Chlophne4Lyfe. You don't know how cute are they together.
Spring: but how about meeee? i wuv you flamezy
Flamezy: whut lol i wuv u tu spring
Lyrix: MY SHIPS ARE COMING TRUE
George: DON'T YOU DARE TAKE MY LYRIX -flips Ella off-
Ella: eww no i hate gays
Lyrix: So you mean that you prefer straight women? That's sad.
(Since the admins are so chill i really have nothing to write about them lol)
Night: I'm a garlic bread! I'm a balout! I'm whatever Dogfood eats!
Dogfood: -continues to eat free longans for 10 hours-
Night: Okay, I'm a longan!
Coco: DRINK MEEEE I'M A HOT MUG OF COCOPELT
Flame: I have my own vanilla coffee
Moo: what on earth is going on
Night: I'm vanilla coffee! I'm a hot mug of Cocopelt!
Dogfood: -throws shrine out of the window- Lyrix and George broke up. I'm gonna eat longans again.
Brams: -continues to play A Thousand Years but since Stork is here, she can't die-
Sea: Srsly Rainy please stop turning into a toasted marshmallow!
Rainbear: b-but i'm one