Ivyviolet: Hello, welcome to the 2016 WFW Games! May I introduce my former mentor, partner and the 1st competitor- Bramble!
Crowd: (insane clapping)
Bramble: *walks on stage in a catsuit* Hello folks. Nice dress, Ivy.
Ivyviolet: *twirls in shiny gold dress* I do look FABULOUS! Do I not, dear crowd?
Crowd: BOO!
Ivyviolet: You spirits shall be RESTLESS tonight! MACBETH SHALL HAUNT YOU ALL YOU-
Unnamed Makeup Artist: That's quite enough, Ivyviolet! You have broken the rules of our team by mentioning the dreadful show wrecker's name!
Crowd: (insane) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ivyviolet: SECURITY!
(Unnamed Makeup Artistis dragged out by shirtless cat security)
Bramble: You didn't have to do that...
Hailflight/ Producer: *haughtily* Ivyviolet, if I hear you squabble rubbish one more time, all warnings will be activated.
Ivyviolet: Very well then, shall we start, Doctor?
Hailflight: I'M NO DOCTOR AND SHUT UP! *stomps out*
Ivyviolet: He's fiesty- I'd love to date him
Bramble: *ignores Ivyviolet* Please let us bring in our collaborators- Darkwing!
Darkwing: *trots on stage with fancy dress* Dark is just fine, Bramble.
Ivyviolet: Please tel the crowd what you're here for!!!!!! *starts dancing to Happy*
Darkwing: 0_o Is she always like that?
Bramble: *nods*
Darkwing: Okay, since I've been secretly helping Bramble with everything Behind The Scenes (aka planning the events), I will be featured in week 4!
Crowd: (politely claps)
ivyviolet: *faints*
Bramble: Okay, back on topic. Care to tell them a little information?
Darkwing: Okay!
(video starts)
Darkwing: The original main goal of the game is to elect the top 3 winners to feature in my continuing series- Dragon and Feather. Since my story is being continued and pick up from a 2 year break, it no longer needs featurettes. Since 2015, the commitee have decided that this is only for our entertainment and everyone gets a say in this little game.
The participants are going to be split into 2 groups and each week, a member from each team will be elected out. In week 4 and 5, a mole will be featured and users will get the chance to vote for who they think is the mole!
The total count of participants will be 14, 7 on each group. The community has decided each season would last for 7 weeks.
Special thanks to Tangle for giving me the right to use The Mole, and most of you readers out here! Bramble sends her love!
Ivyviolet: *juggles in clownsuit* AND DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP! PARTICIPANT SEATTS ARE FIRST COME FIRST SERVE! *slips on oranges* OW! I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME BASEBALLS, DARK-(beep)
(video ends)
Crowd: (mix of boos and laughs)
Ivyviolet: GO ON, SIGN UP YOU MINIONS!
Darkwing: Ivy, that's not how it works-
Ivyviolet: JUST SIGN YOUR (bleeping) NAME on the (beeeeeeeep) SHEET!
Darkwing: The link is on you brochures!
Bramble: We ran overtime but here's a little song for you, performed by Darkwing and the Jewels- ON BROADWAY (WFW style)!
(Crowd claps)
Leafsky/ Jewel 1: Girl, are you ready?
Mirrowpelt/ Jewel 4: Yes I am, Leafsky!
Tigerlily/ Jewel 3: She meant Birchclaw, not you Mirrowpelt!
Birchclaw/ Jewel 2: Obviously.
Darkwing: I guess this is how it is when you are with a group of untrained apprentices who think they're the best just because they already have their warrior names.
Whitepool/ Jewel 2: Excuse me?!
Leafsky/ Jewel 1: We're not apprentices anymore!
Mirrowpelt/ Jewel 4: Darkwing, I want to start now!
Seedwillow/ Jewel 5: SHUT UP!
Darkwing: 1, 2, 3-
Jewels: HIT IT!
(music plays and crowd suddenly stands up and dances)
Tigerlily: They say the stars are bright in Silverpelt
Whitepool: They say there's always magic in the air
Tigerlily: But when you're fighting Shadowclan
Mirrowpelt: And you ain't had enough to eat
Whitepool: The moonlight rubs right off you pelts
Leafsky: They say the she cats love you in all four clans
Seedwillow: But looking at them just gives me the blues (walks away)
Leafsky: (prances up to her) Cause how you're going to get a mate
Mirrowpelt: (does a triple flip down the stage) When all you've got is a small mouse
Seedwillow: (pushes Leafsky away) And a small mouse can't get you a single tom!
(dance break)
Darkwing: They say I won't last long in any clan~
(Jewels minus Mirrowpelt: Oooo~)
Darkwing: I'll catch green cough in green leaf and I'll die~
(Mirrowpelt: DIE!)
Darkwing: But they're dead wrong, I know they are~
Jewels: Cause we can show you a good time~
Darkwing: And I won't quit till I'm a winner of the race!
All Jewels and Darkwing: I won't quit until I'm the winner of the race!!!
(music ends)
Crowd: WOOOOOOHOOOOOO! (cheers)
Bramble: And that's our theme song! Please sign up for your spots- FIRST COME FIRST SERVE- and we'll be back with a torrent of contestants!
Ivyviolet: (walks in) AND DON'T FORGET TO SAY HELLO TO DARKWING AND THE JEWELS WHEN YOU'RE OUTSIDE! AUTOGRAPHS ARE WELCOME!
Darkwing: We have 10 limited copies of the audio! (rushes out)
Bramble and Ivy: GOOD SHOW! BYE!
(Crowd leaves)