The Dark Forest...
Darkstripe: Wher's Starclan? Where's my Clan mates? Where's the...light?
Tigerstar:There is no light where we are. Starclan is not for us, now.
Darkstripe:I scent Brokenstar and Clawface.
Tigerstar:They too, reside here. there is no end to this forest. (Tigerstar leaves)
Darkstripe:(head hangs) Oh, if only I didn't follow you...you big fat *beeping* crowfood eater!!! I'll make your sons shed blood!!!
Tigerstar:(hold up a picture of Darkstripe cuddling with a teddy bear) Want me to show this to Brokenstar?
Darkstripe: Okay, fine. (mutters under breath):If only Willowpelt were here.......*sighs*
Tigerstar:Willowpelt is weak. She let that badger kill her.
Darkstripe: I'm going to walk away now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(switches to a clearing of the dark forest)
Darkstripe: Oh I can't beieve it! I get to go to Starclan on a visit! Well here I go!
Darkstripe:(in Starcaln) WILLOWPELT! WILLOWPELT! Oh where is that she-cat?
Willowpelt:DARKSTRIPE! Where did you come from? Oh, just get away from me! You..You tried to kill my daughter!!! Leave now! Soooooobbbbbb!
Darkstripe:No..No..Wait! I did that because..I wanted..you for my...mate. Aw man. She's gone. My one chance at love and I blow it. Oh why me, why me!!!??!?
(shifts to a clearing in Starclan)
Darkstripe: What do I do? What do I do? I know...I'll sing my feelings out! She'll understand..oh she'll understand.... (Darkstripe starts blasting out Boulevard of Broken Dreams)
Darkstripe: "I walk this lonely road..The only one that I have ever known..I don't know where it goes..But I know that I now walk alone.. I walk this empty street..It's called the Boulevard of Broken Dreams..Don't know where it leads..And I just can't deny it I walk alone..I walk alone I walk alone..I walk alone I walk a-...."
Darkstripe:"The Shadows are the only ones beside me..My shallow heart's the only one that's beating.."
Willowpelt:Darkstripe is that you?
Darkstripe:(smiling;pulls Willowpelt on stage) "Someday I hope you'll be the one to find me..and now you have so I don't walk alone"
Willowpelt:I get the message. You're a great singer. But..why did you try to kill Sorrelkit?
Darkstripe:She..I..wanted her to be my daughter. Not Whitestorm's. And when you saved Sootfur..it was so brave. And Firestar, he did nothing to save you. That made me hate him more. GRRRRRRR! I also didn't want her to know what I did. I once heard deathberries could wipe memory. Oh....I must not have been true!
Darkstripe:Oh Mother of my new kits!!!!!!
Mudclaw:(watching from far away) Oh Bllleeecchh!!!!
Meanwhile at the moonpool...
Leafpool:The kits.. they are a cross between the dark forest and Starclan
(In Starclan-Darkstripe still on his visit)
Darkstripe and Willowpelt:HaHaHaHa! Sleekkit, get off!
The Happy Ending